Digital Spy's Celebrity Chart: July 27

These celebrities really test our patience, don’t they? We stick by them through the hard times – the dodgy marriages, the heinous reality shows, the makeovers based on Crystal Maze-era Richard O’Brien – and how do they repay us? By throwing up on $10K Gucci gowns on their comeback photo shoots. It's plain rude. Of course, as soon these tolerance-testing stars unleash another ‘Toxic’ or ‘Slave 4 U’, we’ll forgive them just like that. We really are mugs, aren’t we?

10. Courtney Love
Apparently the wild woman of rawk wants to date David Walliams. Eek! Has anyone told her she'll have to fight Ginger Spice for his affections?

9. Jo Whiley
The cheeky DJ says a naughty word while she's presenting her Radio 1 show. Sadly, the offensive utterance wasn't 'Chico'.

8. Jake Gyllenhaal
The man who kissed another man in a film is popular with men who like other men.

7. Victoria Beckham
The pouty popstrel is worth an estimated £112m – but she’s still a bit stingy with her tips. That is so not major.

6. Lulu
We reckon the wee Scottish warbler steals the show on this week's Star Stories. But will she feel the same way?

5. Hugh Hefner
At 81, is the eternal Playboy going to become a daddy again?

4. Jordan
The glamour model realises that naming her daughter Bunny wasn't such a good idea after all.

3. Britney
Is she pregnant? Is she having a meltdown? Is she managing to keep her food down today? Honest to God, she’s not the only one who’s losing the plot…

2. Kate Moss
The iconic supermodel swaps a dingy young rocker for a wrinkly old rocker. Some girls just like a man with a guitar, don’t they?

1. Girls Aloud
A naughty man on the internet writes a scary story about them - but the pop girlies survive to tell DS something kinda ooooh at T4 on the Beach.