Showbiz
We’re having a very quiet time this week. In fact, we’re free every single night. Sob! If any celebs fancy sending us an invitation to their birthday parties – as a thank you for the thoughtful, generous gifts we’re lavishing upon them – well, put it this way, we probably wouldn’t say no. So, Halle, Patrick and the gang, would any of you like our address?
Halle Berry
How many candles? The blubtastic Oscar-winner celebrates her 41st birthday tomorrow.
DS' birthday present: We’ve snapped up every copy of Catwoman in existence and torched the lot of them. How generous are we? It’s not just a gift for Halle, but a gift for the world.
Sarah Brightman
How many candles? The raven-haired soprano turns 47 tomorrow.
DS' birthday present: Does Sarah know there’s a new kid on the block singing all her tunes? She does now – we’ve sent her the Paul Potts CD!
Tony Robinson
How many candles? The Blackadder star celebrates his 61st birthday on Wednesday.
DS' birthday present: Tony’s latest squeeze is three-and-a-half decades younger than him - how does he do it? To make sure his birthday night goes with a bang, we’ve sent him sent him something small, blue and packed with action. Grr!
Mika
How many candles? The pop showman turns 24 on Friday.
DS' birthday present: We've heard on the grapevine that Mika's looking for a particular type of lady, so we’ve sent him a giant birthday cake with a very special surprise inside.
Patrick Swayze
How many candles? The toe-tapping actor celebrates his 55th birthday on Friday.
DS' birthday present: Everyone loves a bit of nostalgia, so we've bought Patrick a ticket for the West End production of Dirty Dancing. Sadly, nobody we spoke to had heard from Jennifer Grey since 1987, so he'll just have to reminisce alone.
How many candles? The blubtastic Oscar-winner celebrates her 41st birthday tomorrow.
DS' birthday present: We’ve snapped up every copy of Catwoman in existence and torched the lot of them. How generous are we? It’s not just a gift for Halle, but a gift for the world.
How many candles? The raven-haired soprano turns 47 tomorrow.
DS' birthday present: Does Sarah know there’s a new kid on the block singing all her tunes? She does now – we’ve sent her the Paul Potts CD!
How many candles? The Blackadder star celebrates his 61st birthday on Wednesday.
DS' birthday present: Tony’s latest squeeze is three-and-a-half decades younger than him - how does he do it? To make sure his birthday night goes with a bang, we’ve sent him sent him something small, blue and packed with action. Grr!
How many candles? The pop showman turns 24 on Friday.
DS' birthday present: We've heard on the grapevine that Mika's looking for a particular type of lady, so we’ve sent him a giant birthday cake with a very special surprise inside.
How many candles? The toe-tapping actor celebrates his 55th birthday on Friday.
DS' birthday present: Everyone loves a bit of nostalgia, so we've bought Patrick a ticket for the West End production of Dirty Dancing. Sadly, nobody we spoke to had heard from Jennifer Grey since 1987, so he'll just have to reminisce alone.
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