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Digital Spy's Celebrity Chart: September 21
Published Friday, Sep 21 2007, 16:37 BST | By Nick Levine
Our favourite celebrities have been absolutely obsessed with sex this week. Honestly, if they're not comparing their bedroom antics to horror movies, they're boasting about their hubbies being like "rabbits" between the sheets, and if they're not stripping off in the name of animal rights, they're trying to convince us that they aren't as slaggy as we might think. But enough is enough: DS has decided to put these crotch-thrusting fame-hoggers on a weekend-long sex ban. Until 9am on Monday morning, they’ll just have to amuse themselves by catching up with the housework, playing backgammon and drinking lots of lovely cups of herbal tea. It won't be easy, but they'll thank us for it in the long run.
10. John Lydon
The aging punk calls Sting a "dead old carcass". The spirit of '77, it seems, is still burning brightly.
9. Sharon Osbourne
The rock matriarch boasts that Ozzy resembles a "rabbit" in the bedroom. Kelly, Jack and Aimee: we feel for you.
8. Alicia Silverstone
The nineties pin-up proves she's far from clueless about animal rights campaigning.
7. Leona Lewis
The X Factor warbler's new single caresses our ears like an extra-soft cotton wool bud.
6. Sienna Miller
The actress/model/clothes horses insists - yet again - that she doesn't make a habit of sleeping around. Hmm. Doth the lady protest too much?
5. Kyal Marsh
The former Neighbours loin-teaser shows us why God invented lycra.
4. Jordan
Apparently her sex life with Peter Andre is like a horror movie. For the sake of the kids, we really hope their bedroom's been sound-proofed.
3. Angelina Jolie
The lilo-lipped beauty claims she's only shared her bedroom with four people. Hmm. Do you believe her?
2. Pete Doherty
The hedonistic rocker gets over his drug troubles, his brushes with the law and his break-up from the world’s most iconic supermodel by introducing a stabilising influence into his life. Her name? Courtney Bloody Love.
1. Britney Spears
The troubled popstar parties like the VMAs never happened. Well, who can blame her?
The aging punk calls Sting a "dead old carcass". The spirit of '77, it seems, is still burning brightly.
9. Sharon Osbourne
The rock matriarch boasts that Ozzy resembles a "rabbit" in the bedroom. Kelly, Jack and Aimee: we feel for you.
The nineties pin-up proves she's far from clueless about animal rights campaigning.
7. Leona Lewis
The X Factor warbler's new single caresses our ears like an extra-soft cotton wool bud.
The actress/model/clothes horses insists - yet again - that she doesn't make a habit of sleeping around. Hmm. Doth the lady protest too much?
5. Kyal Marsh
The former Neighbours loin-teaser shows us why God invented lycra.
Apparently her sex life with Peter Andre is like a horror movie. For the sake of the kids, we really hope their bedroom's been sound-proofed.
3. Angelina Jolie
The lilo-lipped beauty claims she's only shared her bedroom with four people. Hmm. Do you believe her?
The hedonistic rocker gets over his drug troubles, his brushes with the law and his break-up from the world’s most iconic supermodel by introducing a stabilising influence into his life. Her name? Courtney Bloody Love.
1. Britney Spears
The troubled popstar parties like the VMAs never happened. Well, who can blame her?
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