Posh has 'worst breasts', says scientist

Victoria Beckham has the worst type of breasts possible, according to a scientific report by Patrick Malluci.

Malluci’s research into the perfect pair of breasts concludes that the Spice Girl's are the worst, while model Caprice has the best.

The scientist will discuss his work at a Breast Enlargement Conference in London next week.

The report claims that the ideal breast should be top heavy and have a nipple that points marginally upwards.

Malluci commented: "The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at least 45 per cent from the top."