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As anyone with a gag reflex will know, there have been some absolutely preposterous celebrity-endorsed ad campaigns over the last few years. Denise Van Outen told us she loves the "fresh meat" at Morrisons. Kim Cattrall stepped off the Sex And The City set and into Arn-Tee’s front room for a nice cup of char. Sharon Osbourne – a woman who probably visits a supermarket as often as Ann Widdecombe sets foot in Stringfellows – extolled the virtues of Asda. But Emma Bunton appears to have trumped them all by agreeing to promote a range of pasta sauces just as she's said to be cutting out carbs. Whatever next, eh? Will Morrissey become the new face of British beef? Will Bruce Forsyth sign up to promote Club 18-30? Will Jade Goody attach her name to Horse and Hound? The whole showbiz world, it seems, really has lost its head.
10. Kylie Minogue
The petite popstrel guards her new album so closely that even Dannii isn't allowed a copy.
9. Mel B
The Artist Formerly Known As Scary declares herself 'Lady Spice'. Hmm. Isn't that encroaching on Posh's territory just a tad?
8. The attendees of the Q Awards
They'll have £180,000 of booze to glug through, apparently. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to place your bets: will Amy arrive first? Or will Sarah beat her to the bar?
7. Drew Barrymore
The Girl on Film admits to a life-long obsession with Duran Duran. We wonder if she’s a Nick Rhodes or John Taylor girl?
6. Lisa Scott-Lee
Baby Scott-Lee is on its way! As, we presume, is an accompanying reality TV show.
5. Louis Walsh
The twinkle-eyed Irishman mocks Simon Cowell for masterminding the pop careers of Zig and Zag, Sinitta and Robson & Jerome. Silly Louis! Have you forgotten your own dalliances with Bellefire and Six?
4. Paris Hilton
The world's favourite socialite wears a disguise to a James Blunt gig. What's the big deal, eh? Thousand of others protect their reputations by doing the same.
3. Ben Stiller
The comedian/actor/botherer of Ricky Gervais takes up Pilates to relieve a crippling bout of PSSS (post-sex scene soreness).
2. Charlotte Church
The voice of an angel-turned-mouth of a navvy admits she gave birth while watching a rugby match. Lucky Ruby!
1. Emma Bunton
Pasta sauce can be very tasty by itself, so we've heard.
The petite popstrel guards her new album so closely that even Dannii isn't allowed a copy.
9. Mel B
The Artist Formerly Known As Scary declares herself 'Lady Spice'. Hmm. Isn't that encroaching on Posh's territory just a tad?
They'll have £180,000 of booze to glug through, apparently. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to place your bets: will Amy arrive first? Or will Sarah beat her to the bar?
7. Drew Barrymore
The Girl on Film admits to a life-long obsession with Duran Duran. We wonder if she’s a Nick Rhodes or John Taylor girl?
Baby Scott-Lee is on its way! As, we presume, is an accompanying reality TV show.
5. Louis Walsh
The twinkle-eyed Irishman mocks Simon Cowell for masterminding the pop careers of Zig and Zag, Sinitta and Robson & Jerome. Silly Louis! Have you forgotten your own dalliances with Bellefire and Six?
The world's favourite socialite wears a disguise to a James Blunt gig. What's the big deal, eh? Thousand of others protect their reputations by doing the same.
3. Ben Stiller
The comedian/actor/botherer of Ricky Gervais takes up Pilates to relieve a crippling bout of PSSS (post-sex scene soreness).
The voice of an angel-turned-mouth of a navvy admits she gave birth while watching a rugby match. Lucky Ruby!
1. Emma Bunton
Pasta sauce can be very tasty by itself, so we've heard.
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