Digital Spy's Celebrity Chart: November 16

Don't you hate it when celebrities tell you how "normal" they are? The latest culprit is Melanie C, who's recently insisted that the Spice Girls have "never been divas". "We all work very hard and we know that we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for everybody who was involved in our project," she reckons. To be fair, she's not wrong – how would the girls get through their upcoming tour without their wardrobe assistant (an Italian guy called Roberto something-or-other), their humble cook (Gordon Ramsay – ever heard of him?), and the small chain of grocery shops that's just given them several million reasons to stay together (Tesco, we believe it's called). Honestly, these girls are as grounded as a Boeing 747 crossing the Atlantic.

10. Kylie Minogue
Strictly and The X Factor play tug o' war with the tiny popstrel. Careful guys - she's very delicate.

9. Heidi Klum
The stunning supermodel is desperate to hold a 'naked Sunday'. Our invitation, we presume, is in the post.

8. Lee Mead
The Any Dream champ admits he flirted with Denise Van Outen to improve his chances on the show. Hmm. We wonder if he used the same trick on Andrew and Graham?

7. Holly Willoughby
The kids' TV survivor admits she'd drink until 5am before hosting Ministry of Mayhem. Don't worry, Holly – we imagine some of your colleagues were doing a lot worse.

6. Janice Dickinson
Is she actually real? On second thoughts, don't answer that.

5. Amy Winehouse
Perhaps that Simpsons episode where Marge hides a money jar in her beehive wasn't so ridiculous after all?

4. Russell Brand
The gothic dandy reveals that he lost his virginity to a Hong Kong prostitute. Now, why doesn't that surprise us?

3. Paris Hilton
The reformed party girl denies reports that she's been helping drunk elephants. (Let's be honest, it's probably best if she helps her drunk friends first.)

2. Christopher Biggins
Even when taking on a truly ghastly Bushtucker Trial, Dame Christopher is a real showbiz trouper.

1. Spice Girls
They're the most down-to-earth megastars on the planet, don't you think?