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Brand makes royal romance gag at Variety
Published Tuesday, Dec 4 2007, 12:41 GMT | By Alex Fletcher

The Radio 2 DJ told the audience at Liverpool's Empire Theatre, which included the Queen, that he had been considering trying to begin a relationship with the monarch's granddaughter.
Brand said: "I've been thinking about Zara an awful lot - I was wondering if she was single.
"There'd be a courtship of course - and then probably a court martial."
Other performers at the event included Britain's Got Talent winner Paul Potts, singer Seal and US rockers Jon Bon Jovi.
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