How many candles? Gail Platt's alter-ego turns 57 on Monday.
DS' birthday present: Helen's far too busy on the Corrie set to grab any time off, but we all know a change is as good as a rest. To that end, we've booked her an appointment with celebrity crimper Nicky Clarke so she can finally do something about that hair after 33 years.
How many candles? The Scottish rocker is 63 on Thursday.
DS' birthday present: Rod has his work cut out to keep up with Penny Lancaster these days, so we've sent him to the mecca of ballroom dancing to learn to strut his stuff. Blackpool might be a bit nippy at this time of year, so we've thrown in a fetching bobble hat so he doesn't go catching his death.
How many candles? Sporty Spice celebrates her 34th birthday on Saturday.
DS' birthday present: Mel must be desperate to climb off that crazy reunion bandwagon for a few hours, so we've whisked her off to a meditation retreat to clear her head. An afternoon away from Geri and those screaming Spice babies will have her feeling sane again in no time.
How many candles? The former Lady McCartney enters her fifth decade on Saturday.
DS' birthday present: Since Heather's celebrating an extra-special birthday this week, we've treated her to a luxury, round-the-world cruise. Such a generous gesture may clean out our piggy bank for the rest of the year, but four months without Mucca? Priceless.
How many candles? The Pirates of The Caribbean star is 31 on Sunday.
DS' birthday present: Orlando must be missing all that swashbuckling malarkey now he's no longer having adventures with Captain Jack. He'll soon feel better when he discovers we've booked him on the next plane to Florida so he can relive the whole experience on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World.