How many candles? Baby Spice celebrates her 32nd birthday today. Congratulations, Em!
DS' birthday present: Forgetting the lyrics to her old Spice Girls numbers could get a tad embarrassing, so we've sent Emma some ginseng pills and a bumper book of Sudoku to keep her memory sharp. Aren't we kind?
How many candles? The outrageous impresario is 62 on Tuesday.
DS' birthday present: We don't want Malc to regret quitting I'm A Celebrity... now his would-be campmates are being lavished with attention on the chatshow circuit. A nice plate of crocodile nadgers on a bed of fish guts should help convince him he did the right thing.
How many candles? Bob Mortimer's best pal turns 49 on Thursday.
DS' birthday present: Vic gets up close and personal with some major explosions now he's doing the Brainiac honours, so wouldn't a pair of industrial-strength designer goggles come in handy?
How many candles? The ex-OC teen queen celebrates her 22nd birthday on Thursday.
DS' birthday present: We bought Mischa a bus pass since we have a sneaky suspicion she won't be driving anywhere any time soon!
How many candles? The boyband veteran is 36 on Sunday. We couldn't believe it either!
DS' birthday present: Take That may end up with enough Brits to keep one each this year, so Mark will need to keep his new prize possession in tip-top condition. A tin of Brasso and a packet of dusters is whizzing its way to him as we speak.