Now, we all know that Russell Brand will go after anything with a pulse. What we didn't know is that he'll go after anything with a 1200-watt motor, too. This week the randy joke-cracker admitted that he once enjoyed a tryst with a Henry Hoover, taking advantage of its "capacity for suction". Eww! Let's hope Russell washed his nozzle afterwards.

10. J.Lo
Diva? Even her babies have a masseuse.

9. Agyness Deyn
The fish fryer-turned-supermodel is the best-dressed woman in Britain, apparently.

8. Simon Cowell
The X Factor judge admits he turned down £1 million to advertise Viagra. Why so proud, Simon?

7. Nadine Coyle
Popstar, publican, Mexican restaurant owner... Miss Coyle is a woman of many talents.

6. Alphabeat
Hands up who nicked the Danish pop group's new songs?

5. Kate Moss
The iconic supermodel has a few skeletons in her closet - literally.

4. Juan Pablo di Pace
Who? You know, the actor who slammed the Royal Opera House for making his penis smaller on promo posters. Poor Mr. di P!

3. Sarah Harding
The Girls Aloud star admits she's a "loud, lairy gobs**te" when she gets on stage. Just on stage, Sarah?

2. Liz Hurley
The Austin Powers star reveals she quit acting to spend more time with her son. Aww, bless!

1. Russell Brand
Poor Henry's undergoing counselling as you read.