Digital Spy's Celebrity Chart: March 14

It's truly the end of an era. Katie Price, the nation's favourite glamour model, has announced that she's giving up plastic surgery, insisting: "That's it. I'm 100% happy now." Though we salute Katie's decision to quit while she's ahead, we can't help spotting a potential spanner in the works. What on earth will she talk about in her books/interviews/TV shows from now on?

10. Ali Lohan
Lindsay's little sister wants a role in the new High School Musical movie. Cripes, do we really need another one?

9. Delia Smith
We're sticking by her - frozen mash or no frozen mash.

8. Emma Bunton
Memo to Miss Bunton: it's illegal to smoke indoors these days, even for Spice Girls.

7. Chad Kroeger
The Nickelback star has a very naughty party trick, involving his mouth, his impressive flexibility and... wait for it... his manhood.

6. Kate Nash
She may be a famous popstar, but Miss Nash is still prone to relieving herself in car parks. Yuck!

5. Zac Efron
Boo! The teen idol spies a ghost while shooting his new movie on the Isle of Man.

4. Michael Jackson
Is the dethroned king of pop really moving to Devon?

3. Alfie Allen
Lily's little brother reckons he's "really fit". Do you agree?

2. Matthew McConaughey
The chest-flashing actor is the man most women would like to "spoon", apparently.

1. Katie Price
You know, it's the good folk of Harley Street that we feel sorry for.