If rumours are to be relieved, Geri Halliwell has a new man in her life. The sometime Ginger Spice apparently became close to Ivan 'Flipz' Velez while he was dancing on the Spice reunion tour. Though we're as much a fan of romance as the next entertainment website, we'd caution Geri not to be stupid when it comes to the follies of cupid. Remember what happened when Mel B got involved with a dancer, eh?

10. Amanda Holden
With refreshing honesty, the Talent judge admits she's planning to have plastic surgery.

9. Keith Richards
Doctors around the world want his body for medical research. Heaven knows what they'll find!

8. Naomi Campbell
Tsk tsk and the rest - you know the drill by now.

7. Christina Aguilera
Xtina irritates her neighbours by making "sexy noises" in her swimming pool. Honestly, what did they expect when the 'Dirrty' girl moved next door?

6. Lindsay Lohan
Hold your horses boys... it's coming soon... L.Lo's first ever nude scene.

5. Ashlee Simpson
Simpson Jr. has got engaged to Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz. Congrats, Ash!

4. Joan Rivers
Not a fan of Posh Spice, whose arrogance is "astonishing", apparently.

3. Jonathan Ross
If you're the squeamish sort, you really don't want to know what his dog's being doing to him.

2. Leona Lewis
The X Factor songbird admits she used to be scared of Simon Cowell. We still are, Leona, we still we are.

1. Geri Halliwell
Don't say we didn't warn you, Miss Halliwell.