Bill, now 70, morphs from sitcom actor to hip-hop star. Yes, really.
9. Katie Price
Gasp! She admits she doesn't actually write her own books. Tell us something we don't know, Katie!
The Apprentice reject compares himself to David Brent. Eek! We're starting to see where it all went wrong.
7. Jesse Metcalfe
NEWSFLASH! The Housewives hunk is a fan of women with big breasts.
The uber-diva admits she has a tiny little crush on Prince Charles. Each to her own, we suppose.
5. James Corden and Lily Allen
Our new favourite celebrity couple.
The singer shows her caring side by offering hot drinks to the paparazzi. Bless!
3. Elton John
The queen mum of pop doesn't only go for the finer things in life - he's a fan of Family Fortunes too.
The Harry Potter star isn't keen on Lindsay Lohan. At. All.
1. Naomi Campbell
By the way Naomi, did we mention that Digital Spy is always looking for new reporters?