Aww, there's a mini Fox / tiny Piper on the way. Congratulations, guys!
9. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
The Big Brother star signs a deal to write her autobiography. Yes, actually.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
7. Amy Winehouse
Now worth a cool £10 million, according to the Sunday Times Rich List. Wowzers.
Lusty Russell's latest pearl of wisdom: "I'm better at sex than talking, so that is one of the best things you can do with me."
5. Marian Keyes
The chick-lit author isn't a fan of Victoria Beckham. At. All.
Ginger delivers the news we've all been waiting to hear: her solo career's over!
3. Carol McGiffin
The Loose Woman just can't keep her smackers off Richard Madeley - be very afraid, Richard!
Brace yourselves... he's planning to appear on Oprah again.
1. Ricky Martin
Come on Ricky, nobody needs an entire island all to himself. Shall we say mid-June?