Digital Spy's Celebrity Chart: May 16

Geri Halliwell has never been one to think before she opens her mouth - and the results are often priceless. This week The Artist Formerly Known As Ginger claimed the Queen "epitomises what girl power stands for", praising her "amazing skin", her willingness to travel "even though she's old now" and the fact she's "never spazzed out and lost her decorum". Faced with arguments like that, how could anyone campaign to abolish the monarchy?

10. Ray Winstone
What's Ray's most impressive achievement: urinating on Ronnie Kray, or living to tell the tale?

9. Gordon Ramsay
He calls Delia's fondness for tinned meats and potatoes-from-a-packet an "insult". Delia, the ball's in your court.

8. Matthew McConaughey
Lynx sends the famously au naturel actor a year's supply of deodorant. About time too.

7. Princess Beatrice
Strictly's Brendan Cole has been teaching her to tango, apparently. Watch out Beatrice!

6. Victoria Beckham
Posh gets honest this week, admitting she can't act and confirming her singing career is over.

5. Kim Cattrall
Mummy Cattrall reckons Kim looks "fabulous" in her Sex And The City nude scenes. Bless, but also eww!

4. Lindsay Lohan
Did she really try to woo Russell Brand by buying him a cat?

3. Usher
The R&B star shouts "Hello Manchester!" at the crowd... while playing a gig in Maidstone. Whoops!

2. Paris Hilton
The hotel heiress says she prefers a game of Monopoly to a night-long partying session. Hmm... do we believe her?

1. Geri Halliwell
It's time for her to have her own chatshow, we think.