"You know I might look like a stony-faced pain in the arse," Victoria Beckham said this week, "But in actual fact I like to have a laugh". Really Posh? Do carry on. "I really don't take myself too seriously." OK, any more? "I do like to have a drink." Hmm. Being the open-minded bunch that we are, we're prepared to give Posh a chance to prove herself as a party girl: if she names the time and place, we'll get the drinks in.

10. Jade Goody
The queen of reality TV signs a deal to write her second autobiography. Say it ain't so!

9. Will Smith
Will isn't just a hero in the movies, you know. This week he rescues a drowning puppy while out jogging in California.

8. Kevin Federline
Janice Dickinson reckons Britney's ex is a "pig", a "loser" and she wants to "take him down". Watch out, Kev!

7. David Tennant
Even Joan Collins is a fan of the Doctor Who star, saying she's "seldom met an actor more gracious and charming". Aww!

6. Tina Turner
The legendary singer announces a comeback tour - at 68. Will she still be "simply the best"?

5. Hilary Duff
The singer/actress puts a scorpion down her pants while shooting her latest movie. Now that's what we call dedication.

4. Liam Gallagher's son
At seven, little Gene Gallagher already knows how to swear at the press. Like father, like son, eh?

3. Jordan
Model, businesswoman, reality TV star, singer, Olympic athlete?

2. Simon Cowell
The X Factor judge admits he used to wear his mum's make-up... just so he looked pale enough to get out of school, mind. Definitely not because he enjoyed it.

1. Victoria Beckham
So Vicky, how does a cider & black sound?