Readers, we come bearing both good and bad news. The bad news? Well, this week's Celebrity Chart is the last in its current format. But the good news is that an expanded Celebrity Chart, containing no fewer than 20 attention-seeking stars, will now be published on the first day of each month. See you at the start of July!10. Laurence Fox
Billie's hubbie isn't allowed to watch old episodes of Doctor Who
in case he mocks his wife's performance. The things we do for love, eh?9. Chanelle Hayes
The Big Brother
star is voted the least talented celebrity in Britain. Heather Mills was robbed!8. John Barrowman
So, who's been skinny-dipping in Andrew Lloyd Webber's swimming pool?7. Boyzone
Ronan Keating reckons the Irish boyband "definitely look better" than arch rivals Take That. Gary Barlow, the ball's in your court.
The popstar newlyweds are expecting their first child. Congratulations, guys!
So, what's on Rod's rider? Well, £8K of food, a marquee, three limos, dry cleaning facilities, oxygen kits... all the usual stuff, really.
The Destiny's Child star compares having a boob job to getting your teeth cleaned. Err... yeah... course it is.
The pop princess admits she sometimes wears her stage costumes in the bedroom. Lucky Chris Brown! (Maybe).
The cookery queen bans bum shots from her TV shows. As long as she leaves in the spoon-licking and the flashes of cleavage, she's OK with us.