Drinking Games: 'Big Brother'

The tenth series of Big Brother got underway last week and by now you're probably either loving or loathing this year's motley crew of oddballs and misfits. Here at DS, we believe it's possible to please everyone, all of the time and this specially-designed BB drinking game should provide plenty of entertainment no matter what you think of Siavash's moustache or Karly's boobs. So, try to forget about the live-feed furore for a couple of hours, get your all best drinking buddies around, make sure you've got the next morning off work...and let the merriment commence!

Rule 1. Any time the words "gameplan", "backstabbing", "fake" or "bitching" are used by a housemate, down a shot.

Rule 2. Whenever a housemate uses the phrase "what you see is what you get", "I'm just telling it how it is", or "I'll always say it to your face", polish off a pint.

Rule 3. Any time a male housemates puts on a bra & knickers, cuts their hair, shaves something off or piles on loads of women's make-up, help yourself to the red wine.

Rule 4. Down a can of lager if any housemate starts moaning about the lack of cigarettes and booze. Down a second can if they start screaming and compare the house experience to "torture".

Rule 5. Help yourself to a double when anyone says "I'm definitely up for eviction this week" or "I know I'm going on Friday". Any other attempts to fish for compliments also count.

Rule 6. Any sleazy kissing, under-the-covers fondling, massaging, whispering or flirty comments mean you can have a large swig of vodka.

Rule 7. If anyone shouts, screams or generally acts over the top in the Diary Room when they know that they are on camera, have some gin.

Rule 8. If any argument ends up with one housemate saying something along the lines of: "He said that she said that I said that he said", polish off any remaining spirits.

Rule 9. Any time someone is caught discussing nominations, glug some whiskey. Glug some more if they use a horrendous and blatantly obvious code to do it.

Rule 10. If any housemate claims that they are on the show for "the experience" and not "magazine deals" or a "media career", down all your remaining drinks.

This feature is intended to entertain only. Digital Spy does not advocate binge drinking.