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Mayer: 'I'm not sleeping with Cavallari'
Published Thursday, Sep 10 2009, 15:36 BST | By Lara Martin
Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references that younger readers are advised to avoid.
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The rocker was reported to have been secretly dating Cavallari for the past two years, using a mutual friend's home as their meeting place.
Writing on his Twitter account, he said: "Rumour control: How do I put this like a gentleman... I have never high fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis.
"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together. My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."
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