Mayer: 'I'm not sleeping with Cavallari'

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John Mayer has laughed off rumours that he is romancing The Hills star Kristin Cavallari.

The rocker was reported to have been secretly dating Cavallari for the past two years, using a mutual friend's home as their meeting place.

Writing on his Twitter account, he said: "Rumour control: How do I put this like a gentleman... I have never high fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis.

"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together. My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.

"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."

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