Week One

Neil Chisnall on March 26th, 2004
Karen: You put your whole head in, your whole head out, in out in out , you shake it all about, you do the okkey cokkey and thats whats its all about

Cordcword on March 26th, 2004
Steve felt strangely aroused by all the colouful knitware....

Ben mifsud on March 26th, 2004
The winner and new WWE champion - Karen Mcdonald

Aaron on March 26th, 2004
'Karen is offended when the Vicar of Dibley steps in at Amy's christening'

Emily Jones on March 26th, 2004
Tracy: "you dont need, my hair you've got your own!!"

Tom on March 26th, 2004
Karen resorts to force when Tracy refuses to take her eyedrops.
Tom: "I told you she 'ad a double chin Steve. And look at all this flab of 'er arm I've grabbed."

ML on March 25th, 2004
Tracy: I DON'T KNOW WHATS WORSE. HAVING MY HAIR PULLED OR BEING TICKLED...

mel on March 25th, 2004
Its not tracy, I've seen the old pictures of her........

Peter on March 24th, 2004
You are Haileys twin and I'm gonna prove it!!!!!!

Eliott on March 24th, 2004
Karen: Ive told you Tracey Fred Eliott's mine.
Tracey: Im not seeing Fred Eliott, I had a baby with Steve.
Karen: *lets go* My mistake

Dave M on March 24th, 2004
You've got to get them lice outta yer hair, if your goin next t'babby!

Kayleigh on March 24th, 2004
Karen: I'm telling you Tracy! The messed-up-lack-of-hair look is SO this season!

Grant on March 24th, 2004
Karen: Honestly Trace, this is the only way of untangling my extensions from yours!

Chris Bailey on March 23rd, 2004
"I've told you before, you've got to stop using that extra strong wig glue!"

Krish on March 23rd, 2004
WHO'S THE DADDY

Caz on March 23rd, 2004
OI YOU! I saw that cardigan first, get it off now, I told you if you went near that boot fair again there would be consequences!

Les Burke on March 23rd, 2004
Call that a scream? I'll show you a scream!!

MAJ on March 23rd, 2004
Karen: I wonder if that colour would suit me...

Lucy Yates on March 23rd, 2004
Oi, I saw those shoes first!!!!!

Ross on March 23rd, 2004
"You've had enough time now, Tracy, let me wear the wig!"

Some gu's brother on March 23rd, 2004
STEVE: When I asked for girl-on-girl action this wasn't what I had in mind...

Alex Beard on March 23rd, 2004
Karen: "Oi! I'm greedy! I want three hands!"

Andrew Whitman on March 23rd, 2004
Thats it! Make it look good. There's money to be make in the WWE.

Des Hughes on March 22nd, 2004
Right now you put your arm through mine and we've done the Screaming Willow position. Isnt Yoga great?

Safb on March 22nd, 2004
Commentator: Karen has got Tracy in a headlock. Tracy tries to kick at Karen but misses. Karen has pinned Tracy on the floor. 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1. Karen is the winner and is now Steve's husband.

Eliott Fellinger on March 22nd, 2004
That'll teach you for stealing my hair colour!

Paul on March 22nd, 2004
Please tracy, dont struggle, theres a fly in your hair!

Chris on March 22nd, 2004
Having already dismantled Tracy's left hand, Karen seeks further revenge and attempts to remove her head next

Gary Solomon on March 22nd, 2004
Steve: Can't we all just get along?

Mr F on March 22nd, 2004
Admit it Tracy, you never thought twice about having hair extensions 'till I had mine done. So I'm tearing 'em out.

digiperson on March 21st, 2004
Karen: I won at Snakes & Ladders, admit it!
Tracy: Never! Muah ha ha ha haaaaaaa!!!!!!

Andy W on March 21st, 2004
Karen: "You've eaten your own hand Tracey, you're not eating my arm"

Goldie Gal on March 21st, 2004
Karen: "cough up girl"

Georgia on March 21st, 2004
Karen: "Tracy its your falt, you wouldn't need that filling if you didnt eat all those Wine Gums last night"

Yas on March 21st, 2004
Tracy: For the last time, Steve didn't catch nits from me!
Karen: Yeah? Well let ME check if he did or not!

Anonymous on March 21st, 2004
Her acting's so wooden, I bet if I twist her head it'll come off

Richard Harvey on March 21st, 2004
Taking the cow to Market to be sold!

Alan 4545 on March 21st, 2004
The new version of the Heimlich Manouvre

goldie on March 21st, 2004
Karen: "Steve, chuck me the razor"

MJH on March 21st, 2004
"Look luv, I'm tellin ya, this is how steps used to do it, I saw it on their video last night"