pc_steve, London on October 16th, 2005
Lance: "look mate, i know you cant hold on to a girlfriend, but dont worry..on my worldy travels i picked this up for you. All you have to do is put it on and pump it up...after a few weeks your see the difference by a couple of inches".
Robert Tipping, Middlesex on October 16th, 2005
Toadie: You do look Darth in that costume! Lance: But not as Darth as you in that Hell's Kitchen (Red Kitchen) outfit.
Neil Collins, Durham on October 16th, 2005
Toadie: "Is that a light sabre, or are you just pleased to see me?!"
Chubbler, Ipswich on October 16th, 2005
'Lance, aren't you a bit old for dressing up'?
pc_steve,London on October 16th, 2005
Both laughing at each other: Lance: "yeah and imagine it...everyone in this weeks caption competition doing me saying something witty about Star Wars and Jabba the Hut" Todie: " Yeah....drongo's"
samantha oliver on October 16th, 2005
toadie never mind starwars lance this is war im so jealous i want ur sabre!!
Linda McBride on October 16th, 2005
Toadie: You may say I have the perfect figure for R2D2, Lance, but not even for you am I cutting off my legs to fit in the costume......
Daryl Slinn, rotherham on October 16th, 2005
Hey Toadie join me over in the Dark Side with this bottle of milk i'm holding.
"Womblie", Wimbledon on October 16th, 2005
Lance finally concluded that Toadie was right - life in the Third Sector of the Planet Globular with Allana Truman just wasn't for him!!
James Portsmouth on October 16th, 2005
Ah I see its panto time again in the UK. Please don't tell me you've got a record deal aswell!
doobie/chester on October 16th, 2005
wow my darth vader get-up is much better than your retired bowling champion costume mwahahhaa
Zoe Taylor Petts Wood on October 16th, 2005
Celebrity Deathmatch: The Lawman Versus Darth Vader- no competition Darth Vader, The Lawman aways wins his case!
Petts Wood on October 16th, 2005
Celebrity Deathmatch: The Lawman Versus Darth Vader- no competition Darth Vader, The Lawman aways wins his case!
Kevin Ayrshire on October 16th, 2005
Toadie and Lance look into each other eyes ready to embrace while Lance is holding the sex toy ready for a quick poke.
Robert Tipping, Middlesex on October 16th, 2005
Lance: Do you have a light for this candle then Toadie? Toadie: No! Thats a light sabre!
Ben Tyler on October 16th, 2005
Lance: "Now, I'm not going to lie to you Toadie, this is going to hurt."
Averil Pocock on October 16th, 2005
I never told you this Toadie, but I love you!!!
Gareth Jones, Cardiff on October 16th, 2005
Toadie, I AM your father!
Russell Wright, Milton Keynes on October 15th, 2005
Lance:I'm getting paid more for this cameo than what you get paid in a year. Toadfish:Really!
Beryl M Beattie, Livingston, Scotland on October 15th, 2005
Guy on left: "Look, I've told you before. I am definitely not pregnant. Other guy: "Yeh. Right."
Carl Waring on October 15th, 2005
Toadie: "You're one of the 4400? I don't believe you!" (Okay, so it's a little obscure. You need to remember Lance's character on the show to get it!)
Erykah, Leicestershire on October 15th, 2005
Toadie thought it best not to ask why Lance was carrying a phallus.
Derek Griffin, York on October 15th, 2005
Toadie. I am your father.
Charly V-K, SE England on October 15th, 2005
Lance: You diss my outfit, and I poor my deadly poison liquid over you, and you die like a burning insect, muhahahahhaha! Toadie: Uh, Lance? That's milk...
Izzy Robinson :) Ireland on October 15th, 2005
Lance:Check out my kick-Irish-ass costume!! Now can I PLEASE be a wrestler too!! Toadie: Ha! No! Me and Connor have COOL costumes
Jonni, Northallerton, North Yorkshire on October 15th, 2005
Toadie: Use The Force Lance Lance: Muuuhhaaaaaahaaaaaaaa!
Steph DC on October 15th, 2005
Yes, young Toadie, now I have impregnated you with super growth DNA of spawn of Dee, you will carry her baby to full term and hand him over to me, to be raised by the dark side.
Chubbler, Ipswich on October 15th, 2005
I see Batman new friend, Binman, is back in town.
Lisa on October 15th, 2005
Toadie: If you think you are going to wrestle me in that outfit, you've got another thing coming.
Antony, Redhill on October 15th, 2005
Toadie, I am your father. Join the dark side.
mick skinner kent on October 15th, 2005
oh no its that time of year again ,its that english pantamine season again oh not its oh yes it is, well least i am not playing the pilsbury do man this year.
M Rolls - Paddock Wood, Kent on October 15th, 2005
No Toadie, I am your best friend. (In style of Star Wars' "no Luke, I am your father")
glyn dolan.....Dublin.....Ireland on October 15th, 2005
Toadie you know the ewoks are guilty so why are you defending them and stop hiding them up your shirt plz.
glyn dolan.....Dublin.....Ireland on October 15th, 2005
Toadie I feel ur Presents. But you cant open them until christmas day
joan gray bolton on October 15th, 2005
Betcha my light sabre is bigger than yours
Helen Humphrey Middlesbrough on October 15th, 2005
Jarrod....I am your father
kevin sinclair, Leicester on October 15th, 2005
Yes Toadie,the plot of Neighbours is now so far fetched anyway that they thought no one would notice if we relocated Ramsey street to the moon.You already look like Jaba the Hut so you dont need a costume!
James Watts, Surrey on October 15th, 2005
Toadie: You know Lance, you're not very convincing as a goth...
Lee Nichol, South Shields on October 15th, 2005
(Toadie) Lancey!!! Boy, Back in Town? (Lance) Damn Right!!.
Lauren Rose, West Yorkshire on October 15th, 2005
May the Toadfish force be with you..
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