I have to say that the recent reports suggesting Dean Gaffney has issued a 'come and get me' plea to EastEnders are laughable.

I'm only going to say one thing: Why would anyone want Robbie Jackson back on the Square?

A spokeswoman confirmed: "There are no current plans to bring Dean back to EastEnders."

I suppose there's Wellard to think about.

Now I'm just clutching at straws...