What would you do if you had Paris Hilton on speed dial? OK, maybe don't answer that one, but 12 people who would never dream of abusing the privilege are competing to become Paris Hilton's British Best Friend on a ridiculously entertaining new reality show, which begins Thursday at 9pm on ITV2. More than a little curious, we hooked up with the celebrity heiress to find out what qualities her new chum needs.