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Published Friday, May 23 2003, 10:36 BST | By Neil Wilkes
Name: Federico Martone
Age: 23
Star Sign: Aries
From: Glasgow
Occupation: Waiter

Why Big Brother?
?Despite my best efforts to detach myself from such mainstream populist paraphernalia, I too have contracted this debilitating, possessive disease which renders its victims defenceless to the fascinating banality of normality!?

What things will you miss most?
Movies, music and sex

What would you be reincarnated as?
A donkey ? ?undermined by horses, but magnificent beasts with whom I empathise and have long shared an affinity?

What would be your epitaph?
?Peace, love and laugh?

Notes
Federico is a huge Juventus fan who admires Roberto Baggio and Halle Berry in equal measure. He used to work as a cocktail waiter in New York. His favourite film is Scarface and singer Darius Danesh makes him laugh.

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