Hubba Hubba is reading the Hoobs a Peep fairy tale. Tula dresses as the princess, Iver as the wicked goblin and Groove as the prince. www.4learning.co.uk/hoobs
6.35 am R# THE HOOBS: Lucky
Every time the Hoobs play Blind Hoob’s Buff Iver and Groove win. Tula needs something to make her luckier! But what? www.4learning.co.uk/hoobs
7.05 am R# BAGPUSS
Emily brings a bottle to the shop that looks like the type used to display little ships.
7.20 am R# BAGPUSS
Jemima the rag doll tells everyone in the shop a story about the owls of Athens.
7.35 am R# THE CLANGERS Major Clanger attempts to launch a flying machine.
7.45 am R# THE CLANGERS The Clangers capture a mysterious object from Earth.
8.00 am BIG BREAKFAST
Early morning entertainment with RICHARD BACON, AMANDA BYRAM and guest presenters. www.channel4.com/bigbreakfast
10.00 am T4 IN LAS VEGAS
All this week, JUNE SARPONG and VERNON KAY present T4 from Las Vegas, USA. There are interviews with O-TOWN, a chance to win a holiday to Las Vegas and many other goodies. www.channel4.com/t4 Starting off with:
# T4: JOHNNY BRAVO
Johnny finds himself in the middle of a medieval festival and thinks he has entered through a time portal. Later, Suzy asks Johnny to help her take on Smelly Raymond.
10.30 am T4: POPWORLD
T4’s pop show presented by SIMON AMSTELL and MIQUITA OLIVER.
11.00 am # T4: MAKING THE BAND
When O-TOWN contemplates switching management from LOU PEARLMAN and Transcon what will the decision mean to the future of the band?
11.30 am # T4: MAKING THE BAND
Is Transcon's surprise move to cut off O-TOWN's financial support an act of aggression or is there more to the story than the boys are being led to believe?
12.00 pm # GOLDEN VOYAGE OF SINBAD (1973)
Sinbad’s adventure pits him against a master magician (TOM BAKER) who’s seeking to reach the Fountain of Destiny on the lost land of Lemuria in a bid to be crowned the new leader of Marabia. Sinbad (JOHN PHILLIP LAW) and his crew must battle an array of monsters before finally coming face-to-face with his foe. Director: Gordon Hessler.
2.00 pm JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS (1963)
Based on the Greek mythological story of Jason (TODD ARMSTRONG) and his quest to find the Golden Fleece, this is now a classic thanks largely to the work of the special effects maestro Ray Harryhausen. His animation gave life to such monsters as the seven-headed Hydra and the skeletons that sprang from its teeth; the colossal bronze Talos and the bat-winged Harpies that plague Jason and his intrepid crew in their quest. Director: Don Chaffey. Widescreen
3.50 pm R# OLIVE THE OTHER REINDEER
Delightful animation in which Olive, a dog, hears the tragic news on the radio that Blitzen the reindeer has been injured and that Christmas may be cancelled. But Olive misinterprets the bulletin and, with the help of her pet flea Fido, sets off to save Christmas. Voices include DREW BARRYMORE. Animation by Matt Groening from The Simpsons.
4.45 pm R# THE SNOWMAN
Channel 4's most celebrated animation is this classic story from Raymond Briggs. It's Christmas Eve and a little boy decides to make a snowman. During the night, he comes to life and whisks the boy off to the North Pole for a meeting with a Very Important Person.
5.15 pm # IVOR THE INVISIBLE
A real treat this Christmas for children and adults alike from the imagination of one of this country's favourite storytellers. Written specially for the screen by Raymond Briggs, Ivor the Invisible is the beautifully animated story of ten-year-old John who wakes up one morning to find a big invisible something sitting on his bed. He quickly becomes friends with the giant, who he calls Ivor. John discovers that Ivor can be any shape at all and is very mischievous, but also proves to be helpful too: he vacuums the carpets and even does the washing up. Ivor causes mayhem at John’s house, and John’s Mum and Dad think it’s haunted. John finds Ivor fun to be with, but when John takes him to school, the trouble really starts. Featuring the voices of: ALBEY BROOKES (John), JANE HORROCKS (Mum), TIMOTHY SPALL (Dad), ALISON STEADMAN (Auntie Barbara), ARCHIE PANJABI (Leila), DAVID HAIG (Park Keeper), EMMA TATE (Miss Gibson), TINA GRACE (Ivor, speaking) and NINA MIRANDA (Ivor singing). With a score written by the acclaimed musician Nitin Sawney.
5.45 pm # COUNTDOWN
RICHARD WHITELEY and CAROL VORDERMAN in a new extended version of the show with a clock, vowels, consonants and numbers. In Dictionary Corner all this week is Countdown's very popular special guest, magician GEOFFREY DURHAM.
6.30 pm # CHANNEL 4 NEWS Includes sport and weather.
6.35 pm # BOURNE TO DANCE
Bourne to Dance is a journey through a very specific and eclectic history of male dance presented by British choreographer, MATTHEW BOURNE. Through his work, Bourne has redefined the role of the male dancer and made him a major force again and this film examines some of the major influences on his choreography. With interviewees such as MARK MORRIS, SIR ANTHONY DOWELL, GROVER DALE, RICHARD MOVE, STEPHEN DALDRY, ROBIN COUSINS, and RUSS TAMBLYN, Bourne to Dance explores male dancing from a historical perspective, looking at Nijinsky, Nureyev, Baryshinkov, dance in Hollywood and the current climate and the future of the male dancer.
8.00 pm # SECRET HISTORY: THE SPANISH ARMADA
In the summer of 1588 the great Spanish Empire attempted to conquer the ‘rogue state’ of the era – Elizabethan England. A highly organised Spanish fleet sent the largest naval fleet in history to that date, and was defeated by the mercenary and piratical English navy in the Channel. Furthermore many of its ships were wrecked by a storm on the Western Irish coast as they struggled home. Through interviews with naval historians and dramatic reconstructions this documentary explores differences in naval technology, the capabilities of each army and the fate of fighting ships in the age of sail.
9.00 pm # GRAHAM GOES TO DOLLYWOOD
This special Christmas show follows GRAHAM NORTON as he journeys to Dollywood, Tennessee, at the express invitation of the great lady herself, DOLLY PARTON. Here all his Christmas dreams come true as he rides the giant roller-coaster with fifty Dolly look-alikes; watches pig and ostrich races at an indoor rodeo show; and finally faces the biggest challenge of his career: singing a duet of Islands in the Stream with Dolly herself, while floating down a river in a rubber ring (NB: Graham can’t sing. Dolly can’t swim…).
10.00 pm # TOP 10 TV FAMILIES
Christmas just wouldn’t be the same without families and this year Top Ten TV takes viewers on a nostalgia trip with some telly favourites. Ranging from the downright dysfunctional to models of the perfect family this is an affectionate reminder of all those families who’ve found a place in television history. Presented by LIZ DAWN and BILL TARMEY (from Coronation Street). Including in alphabetical order: THE BEALES, THE BELLAMYS, THE GARNETTS, THE GRANTS, THE PARKINSONS, THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY, THE ROYLES, THE SIMPSONS, THE SOPRANOS and THE TROTTERS.
12.15 am TBA
1.10 am R# SOUTH PARK: Mr Hankey, the Christmas Pooh
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr Hankey shows up it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.
1.35 am R# SOUTH PARK: Cartman's Mum Is A Dirty Slut
An upcoming Father and Son picnic at South Park Elementary School causes Cartman to behave very weirdly, worrying the gang.
2.05 am LIVE FLESH (1997)
(aka: CARNE TRÉMULA)
An original, funny and intimate tragicomedy from the master of bizarre characterisations, Live Flesh (Carne Trémula) stars LIBERTO RIBAL as Víctor Plaza, a highly-sexed 20-year-old infatuated with drug addict Elena (FRANCESCA NERI). After Víctor gets into her apartment, he is jailed for shooting a cop (JAVIER BARDEM) but, on his release, the weird web of wonderful characters meet up once again and all their destinies finally come together. Director: Pedro Almodóvar. Part of the Pedro Almodóvar season/ In Spanish with subtitles/ Widescreen
3.50 am R# ROSEANNE: White Trash Christmas
When the neighbourhood association gets officious about Christmas decorations, Roseanne and Dan decide to go for the world tackiness record.
4.15 am # BULL: Sins of the Father
Marissa is surprised by a dubious client, Marty and Corey celebrate in Las Vegas and Ditto confronts his estranged father Bobby (RYAN O'NEAL).
5.00 am R# POLAR BEAR ALLEY
Every autumn the town of Churchill on the shores of Canada's Hudson Bay gears itself for a polar bear invasion when a few offenders scavenge rubbish dumps and even enter the residential areas and have to be detained in Churchill's "polar bear jail" for their own, and the public's, safety. Polar Bear Alley shows how bears and townspeople have learned to co-exist... and how bear-watching has become a tourist attraction to the benefit of the local economy.
5.00-5.55 am # TBA
Followed by a look at tomorrow’s programmes.