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06.00 STARGATE SG-1 (Science Fiction Series)
Desperate Measures
When Carter goes missing on Earth, O'Neill must track her down to save her from deadly experiments.
07.00 KONG (Animation)
Framed
Ramone de La Porta's henchmen, Tiger Lucy and Omar raid a government arsenal, stealing top-secret weapons. They leave behind a set of Jason and Tann's fingerprints and a torn piece of one of Tann's school jerseys to frame Jason and Tann for the robbery.
07.30 POK?MON (Animation)
No Big Woop
Ash, Brock and Misty meet a young girl who asks them to look after her Wooper Pok‚mon. Everything goes according to plan until Team Rocket arrives.
08.00 RESCUE HEROES (Animation)
Wrath Of El Nino
The Rescue Heroes spring into action when a town is hit by a mudslide.
08.30 MAX STEEL (Animation Series)
Sacrifices
Team Steel are assigned to protect the UN Secretary after a near miss from a Dread missile attack, until they discover who the real target is.
09.00 POK?MON (Animation) **New Episode**
Episode details are currently unavailable.
09.30 YU-GI-OH! (Animation)
Into The Hornets' Nest
Once Yugi and his friends reach Duelist Kingdom, Pegasus announces that there are many strange secrets on the island which will make his ultimate tournament unlike any they've ever had. But when Weevil begins to use these mysterious new rules against Yugi in a duel, Yugi must not only figure the rules out, but master them if he's to survive.
10.00 POK?MON (Animation)
Tunnel Vision
The gang find themselves overrun with friends when Team Rocket, Jigglypuff and Snubbull turn up. To make matters worse, Jigglypuff and Snubbull declare themselves to be enemies, putting our heroes in the middle of an argument.
10.30 THE SIMPSONS (Animation) 888
Boy-Scoutz 'n The Hood
Homer and Bart find themselves in trouble on a raft hurtling towards rapids. Featuring the special guest voice of Ernest Borgnine.
11.00 WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION - LIVEWIRE (Sport)
Top names from the World Wrestling Federation explode onto the screen with their all-action, piledriving, body-slamming magic. Hosted by the Coach.
12.00 WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION - TOUGH ENOUGH (Sport)
Ever wanted to climb into the ring with The Rock? Fancy your chances against Stone Cold Steve Austin? For those of you who've fantasised about living in the glamorous, all-action world of the World Wrestling Federation, the chance to become a wrestling legend has just arrived on Sky One. In an exciting new series, 13 adventurous men and women train and compete at the highest level for a chance to win a lucrative World Wrestling Federation contract, and every gripping step is captured on camera.
In the first enthralling episode, 230 wannabe stars step into the ring for the audition of a lifetime. After two days of sweat and tears, the final 13 men and woman are chosen. Can they prove they are Tough Enough to make it as professional wrestlers?
13.00 AMERICA'S DUMBEST CRIMINALS (Comedy Series) 888
Surveillance footage of a man who steals every camera in the store - except the one recording his crime.
13.30 MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (Comedy Series) 888
Red Dress
Lois must take drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined the special dress she bought for an anniversary dinner with Hal.
14.00 DREAM TEAM (Drama Series) 888
While Stevie struggles to keep two relationships on the go, caretaker boss David Spears tries to prepare United for the return match with Real Majorca.
15.00 FUTURAMA (Animation Series) 888
Amazon Women In The Mood
Fry and the others find themselves trapped on a planet of Amazonian women, ruled by a man-hating computer. With the guest voice of Bea Arthur.
15.30 VAMPIRE HIGH (Drama Series) 888
In Your Dreams
When Sherry's ex-boyfriend, Nick, takes credit for Drew's love letters, Drew is annoyed. Tired of loving Sherry from afar, Drew travels into her dreams to make his presence known but by altering her dreamscape, he inadvertently afflicts Sherry with a childhood stammer.
16.00 THE 10TH KINGDOM (Entertainment) 888
Tony and Prince break out of the Snow White memorial prison and Wolf saves Virginia from torture at the hands of the trolls.
17.00 STAR TREK: VOYAGER (Science Fiction Series) 888
Initiations
Chakotay leaves Voyager in a Shuttlecraft to perform a solitary Indian ritual known as the Pakra. However, he drifts into Kazon-Ogla territory and becomes the target of a Kazon youth.
18.00 STARGATE SG-1 (Science Fiction Series)
Desperate Measures
Please see 06.00
19.00 THE SIMPSONS (Animation) 888
Homer And Apu
Apu offers the Simpsons his services as a valet after he is fired from the Kwik-E-Mart for selling rancid meat. Meanwhile, actor James Woods applies for Apu's job at the convenience store. Homer agrees to accompany Apu to India, where the corporate headquarters of Kwik-E-Mart are located to help him win back his job. Featuring the voice of James Woods.
19.30 THE SIMPSONS (Animation) 888
Bart Gets An Elephant
Bart wins a fully grown elephant in a radio contest.
20.00 MUTANT X (Science Fiction Series) 888 ** Feature Length Special**
The Shock Of The New/ I Scream The Boby Electric
In a special, feature-length episode, Adam and his team set out to save new mutants before the evil Eckhart can find and exploit their unique powers. Later, Brennan and Emma join the team.
21.50 BILOXI BLUES (Comedy)
Matthew Broderick is the aspiring writer who endures the rigours of basic training at a boot camp in sweaty Mississippi. Witty, comic and poignant. Marvellous. (1988)
23.50 STAR TREK: VOYAGER (Science Fiction Series) 888
Initiations
Please see 17.00
24.50 WALKER TEXAS RANGER (Drama Series) 888
A Ranger's Christmas
Walker, Texas Ranger is an action-drama about modern-day Texas Ranger Cordell Walker (Chuck Norris), whose independent crime-solving methods have their roots in the rugged traditions of the Old West. Walker's closest friend is former Ranger CD Parker (Noble Willingham) and assisting Walker is Ranger Jimmy Trivette (Clarence Gilyard). Also starring Sheree J Wilson as Alex Cahill.
Walker tells a ranger's version of A Christmas Carol.
01.50 AXN (Entertainment Series)
Featuring skydiving in the dark and abseiling in Australia's Blue Mountains.
02.15 M*A*S*H (Comedy Series) 888
Hey, Look Me Over
When the nurses return from an evacuation, they find the men have caused havoc. To further the problem, they have two days to prepare for an inspection.
02.40 M*A*S*H (Comedy Series) 888
Trick Of Treatment
M*A*S*H is inundated with injuries on Hallowe'en. A group of Marines partying at Rosie's seem bent on self-destruction and in addition, patients are received from the front lines.
03.05 M*A*S*H (Comedy Series) 888
Bombshells
To prove people will believe anything, Hawkeye and Charles persuade Klinger that Marilyn Monroe will be visiting M*A*S*H.
03.30 COPS (Reality Series) 888
Officers respond after a man opens fire on his nephew after apparently mistaking him for an intruder, investigate a stabbing - but the victim refuses to identify his attacker, and attempt to calm a suicidal suspect who climbs up a water tower and threatens to jump.
03.55 COPS (Reality Series) 888
Officers respond to a domestic dispute in a mobile home park, chase a suspected drug addict who allegedly inhaled paint fumes on a street corner, and question a man who claims his father abused him.
04.20 DIVORCE COURT (Real Life Drama)
Divorce Court features real-life courtroom battles as husbands and wives put their disputes before judge Mablean Ephriam. This series delivers powerful human drama, suspense and resolution featuring real people and real stories. Couples who have already filed for divorce agree to have Ms Ephriam mediate a dispute, including household expenses and division of property - and the judge's decisions are legally binding.
04.45 SUDDENLY SUSAN (Comedy Series)
Bowled Over
When Susan invites Vicki to a Warren Zevon appearance with her and Zack, Vicki and Zack hit it off. Meanwhile, Jack makes a bet with the newspaper editor that involves the office in a bowling tournament.
05.10 THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW (Talk Show)
Martha Stewart
Oprah Winfrey, the undisputed queen of chat, introduces her top-rated talk show. Topics under discussion range from teen dating violence to random acts of kindness.
Oprah welcomes the queen of domesticity, Martha Stewart, who gives the audience helpful tips on anything from folding fitted sheets to hanging pictures correctly.
Desperate Measures
When Carter goes missing on Earth, O'Neill must track her down to save her from deadly experiments.
07.00 KONG (Animation)
Framed
Ramone de La Porta's henchmen, Tiger Lucy and Omar raid a government arsenal, stealing top-secret weapons. They leave behind a set of Jason and Tann's fingerprints and a torn piece of one of Tann's school jerseys to frame Jason and Tann for the robbery.
07.30 POK?MON (Animation)
No Big Woop
Ash, Brock and Misty meet a young girl who asks them to look after her Wooper Pok‚mon. Everything goes according to plan until Team Rocket arrives.
08.00 RESCUE HEROES (Animation)
Wrath Of El Nino
The Rescue Heroes spring into action when a town is hit by a mudslide.
08.30 MAX STEEL (Animation Series)
Sacrifices
Team Steel are assigned to protect the UN Secretary after a near miss from a Dread missile attack, until they discover who the real target is.
09.00 POK?MON (Animation) **New Episode**
Episode details are currently unavailable.
09.30 YU-GI-OH! (Animation)
Into The Hornets' Nest
Once Yugi and his friends reach Duelist Kingdom, Pegasus announces that there are many strange secrets on the island which will make his ultimate tournament unlike any they've ever had. But when Weevil begins to use these mysterious new rules against Yugi in a duel, Yugi must not only figure the rules out, but master them if he's to survive.
10.00 POK?MON (Animation)
Tunnel Vision
The gang find themselves overrun with friends when Team Rocket, Jigglypuff and Snubbull turn up. To make matters worse, Jigglypuff and Snubbull declare themselves to be enemies, putting our heroes in the middle of an argument.
10.30 THE SIMPSONS (Animation) 888
Boy-Scoutz 'n The Hood
Homer and Bart find themselves in trouble on a raft hurtling towards rapids. Featuring the special guest voice of Ernest Borgnine.
11.00 WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION - LIVEWIRE (Sport)
Top names from the World Wrestling Federation explode onto the screen with their all-action, piledriving, body-slamming magic. Hosted by the Coach.
12.00 WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION - TOUGH ENOUGH (Sport)
Ever wanted to climb into the ring with The Rock? Fancy your chances against Stone Cold Steve Austin? For those of you who've fantasised about living in the glamorous, all-action world of the World Wrestling Federation, the chance to become a wrestling legend has just arrived on Sky One. In an exciting new series, 13 adventurous men and women train and compete at the highest level for a chance to win a lucrative World Wrestling Federation contract, and every gripping step is captured on camera.
In the first enthralling episode, 230 wannabe stars step into the ring for the audition of a lifetime. After two days of sweat and tears, the final 13 men and woman are chosen. Can they prove they are Tough Enough to make it as professional wrestlers?
13.00 AMERICA'S DUMBEST CRIMINALS (Comedy Series) 888
Surveillance footage of a man who steals every camera in the store - except the one recording his crime.
13.30 MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (Comedy Series) 888
Red Dress
Lois must take drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined the special dress she bought for an anniversary dinner with Hal.
14.00 DREAM TEAM (Drama Series) 888
While Stevie struggles to keep two relationships on the go, caretaker boss David Spears tries to prepare United for the return match with Real Majorca.
15.00 FUTURAMA (Animation Series) 888
Amazon Women In The Mood
Fry and the others find themselves trapped on a planet of Amazonian women, ruled by a man-hating computer. With the guest voice of Bea Arthur.
15.30 VAMPIRE HIGH (Drama Series) 888
In Your Dreams
When Sherry's ex-boyfriend, Nick, takes credit for Drew's love letters, Drew is annoyed. Tired of loving Sherry from afar, Drew travels into her dreams to make his presence known but by altering her dreamscape, he inadvertently afflicts Sherry with a childhood stammer.
16.00 THE 10TH KINGDOM (Entertainment) 888
Tony and Prince break out of the Snow White memorial prison and Wolf saves Virginia from torture at the hands of the trolls.
17.00 STAR TREK: VOYAGER (Science Fiction Series) 888
Initiations
Chakotay leaves Voyager in a Shuttlecraft to perform a solitary Indian ritual known as the Pakra. However, he drifts into Kazon-Ogla territory and becomes the target of a Kazon youth.
18.00 STARGATE SG-1 (Science Fiction Series)
Desperate Measures
Please see 06.00
19.00 THE SIMPSONS (Animation) 888
Homer And Apu
Apu offers the Simpsons his services as a valet after he is fired from the Kwik-E-Mart for selling rancid meat. Meanwhile, actor James Woods applies for Apu's job at the convenience store. Homer agrees to accompany Apu to India, where the corporate headquarters of Kwik-E-Mart are located to help him win back his job. Featuring the voice of James Woods.
19.30 THE SIMPSONS (Animation) 888
Bart Gets An Elephant
Bart wins a fully grown elephant in a radio contest.
20.00 MUTANT X (Science Fiction Series) 888 ** Feature Length Special**
The Shock Of The New/ I Scream The Boby Electric
In a special, feature-length episode, Adam and his team set out to save new mutants before the evil Eckhart can find and exploit their unique powers. Later, Brennan and Emma join the team.
21.50 BILOXI BLUES (Comedy)
Matthew Broderick is the aspiring writer who endures the rigours of basic training at a boot camp in sweaty Mississippi. Witty, comic and poignant. Marvellous. (1988)
23.50 STAR TREK: VOYAGER (Science Fiction Series) 888
Initiations
Please see 17.00
24.50 WALKER TEXAS RANGER (Drama Series) 888
A Ranger's Christmas
Walker, Texas Ranger is an action-drama about modern-day Texas Ranger Cordell Walker (Chuck Norris), whose independent crime-solving methods have their roots in the rugged traditions of the Old West. Walker's closest friend is former Ranger CD Parker (Noble Willingham) and assisting Walker is Ranger Jimmy Trivette (Clarence Gilyard). Also starring Sheree J Wilson as Alex Cahill.
Walker tells a ranger's version of A Christmas Carol.
01.50 AXN (Entertainment Series)
Featuring skydiving in the dark and abseiling in Australia's Blue Mountains.
02.15 M*A*S*H (Comedy Series) 888
Hey, Look Me Over
When the nurses return from an evacuation, they find the men have caused havoc. To further the problem, they have two days to prepare for an inspection.
02.40 M*A*S*H (Comedy Series) 888
Trick Of Treatment
M*A*S*H is inundated with injuries on Hallowe'en. A group of Marines partying at Rosie's seem bent on self-destruction and in addition, patients are received from the front lines.
03.05 M*A*S*H (Comedy Series) 888
Bombshells
To prove people will believe anything, Hawkeye and Charles persuade Klinger that Marilyn Monroe will be visiting M*A*S*H.
03.30 COPS (Reality Series) 888
Officers respond after a man opens fire on his nephew after apparently mistaking him for an intruder, investigate a stabbing - but the victim refuses to identify his attacker, and attempt to calm a suicidal suspect who climbs up a water tower and threatens to jump.
03.55 COPS (Reality Series) 888
Officers respond to a domestic dispute in a mobile home park, chase a suspected drug addict who allegedly inhaled paint fumes on a street corner, and question a man who claims his father abused him.
04.20 DIVORCE COURT (Real Life Drama)
Divorce Court features real-life courtroom battles as husbands and wives put their disputes before judge Mablean Ephriam. This series delivers powerful human drama, suspense and resolution featuring real people and real stories. Couples who have already filed for divorce agree to have Ms Ephriam mediate a dispute, including household expenses and division of property - and the judge's decisions are legally binding.
04.45 SUDDENLY SUSAN (Comedy Series)
Bowled Over
When Susan invites Vicki to a Warren Zevon appearance with her and Zack, Vicki and Zack hit it off. Meanwhile, Jack makes a bet with the newspaper editor that involves the office in a bowling tournament.
05.10 THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW (Talk Show)
Martha Stewart
Oprah Winfrey, the undisputed queen of chat, introduces her top-rated talk show. Topics under discussion range from teen dating violence to random acts of kindness.
Oprah welcomes the queen of domesticity, Martha Stewart, who gives the audience helpful tips on anything from folding fitted sheets to hanging pictures correctly.
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