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The Top Gear presenter was hosting the gameshow when Hislop jokingly accused him of not writing his own work.
"Beast," Clarkson replied, before throwing the pen at Hislop.
The team captain, who was left with a small puncture wound to his face, responded: "I'll keep this as you obviously have no use for it then."
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