Drinking Games: 'Friday Night w/Jonathan Ross'

The credit crunch has hit us hard at DS towers, so rather than head to the pub on a Friday night to spend our hard-earned pennies, we're going to call the local takeaway and have an evening in front of the box. However, to satisfy our craving for a tipple or two, we've decided to devise a Friday Night With Jonathan Ross drinking game to see us through the weekend. Just make sure you don't make any prank calls afterwards!

Rule One - Drink a shot whenever Wossy pronounces anything with a 'W'. Wibble!

Rule Two - Chug some beer each time Ross makes suggestive comments about his attractive female guest - this week the lucky lady is actress Emily Blunt!

Rule Three - Chug some more if he manages to spend his entire interview with Blunt talking about himself.

Rule Four - Help yourself to the vodka when Ross makes a lewd gag about the Four Poofs enjoying an unusual sex act.

Rule Five - During the interview with Hollywood heartthrob Clive Owen, down a pint each time Ross jokes about his own manliness, physique and sex appeal.

Rule Six - Crack into the gin each time Ross refers to the final guest David Attenborough as "a legend".

Rule Seven - If Ross cracks a joke about bird-watching and Blue Tits during the Attenborough interview, help yourself to the wine.

Rule Eight - Each time Ross refers to his time off air because of Manuelgate, down a double and mixer

Rule Nine - If Ross uses the phrases "fantastic", "the best thing I've seen in ages" or "my kids loved it" when discussing somebody's new film, TV show or book, down as much rum as you can.

Rule Ten - Down all your remaining drinks if Ross makes any reference to his activities on Twitter.

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