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Esther assigns campmates cabinet roles
Published Sunday, Nov 23 2008, 18:00 GMT | By Michael Thornton
Rex Features
The TV presenter said she would install Brian Paddick as Prime Minister, while Robert Kilroy-Silk would "of course" be leader of the opposition.
"Nicola is minister for defence, she's got the bazookas. Martina is the chancellor of the exchequer, bean counting and making sure it's OK. Credit crunch? No problem with Martina," she said.
"Simon is minister for culture, sharing it with David. Different generations of art and culture. Joe is trade and industry, we need his inventiveness, he's entrepreneurial [spirit]. Timmy is minister for children."
Rantzen then told George Takei: "You don't have to do anything but look lovely and sing on regal occasions."
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