The three finalists gave Robert Kilroy-Silk the 'Conqueror Of The Creepy Crawly' honour for his heroic work, and crowned Dani Behr 'Queen Of The Stir Fry' for her tasty cooking.
George Takei said that Carly Zucker was his 'Angel Of The Night' for looking after him when he had trouble sleeping, while the threesome agreed that Timmy Mallett was the worthy recipient of the 'King Of The Cackle' prize.
Nicola McLean was given the 'Biggest Boob In Camp' award, Simon Webbe the 'Gentleman Prince' honour and Brian Paddick was named 'The Naked Sheriff' for being the only contestant to shower in the nude. Esther Rantzen was hailed as 'Renaissance Woman' by Joe, who thanked her for helping him in the camp, while David Van Day earned recognition as 'Camp Camera Hog'.
Leaving the final three prizes for themselves, Martina presented George with the 'King Amongst Men' award for being the campmate who brought a great attitude to the team. Joe called Martina the camp's champion and unsung hero as he gave her the 'Superwoman' award, before himself receiving the 'Man For All Seasons Award' from George.
"You love and embrace everyone, creative, inventive, principled and defined by your big heart," George told Joe, adding: "If you weren't straight I'd jump into bed with you if Brad wasn't there."