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J: 'I would have sex with a wombat'

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J: 'I would have sex with a wombat'
J has joked that he would have sex with a wombat if it meant he could have a cup of coffee,

The caffeine addict was so fed up of going without his favourite brew that he said he would do literally anything to win a taste.

He said: “If they said they would give me coffee, I’d do a trial and eat anything. I absolutely adore coffee. I’m not even withdrawing from it. I just adore the smell and taste of coffee. Just to sit there and have a sip of coffee would be amazing. I would eat anything for some coffee for us. Or do anything. Literally.”

When Janice asked, “Anything? Really?”, he responded: "OK, I wouldn’t engage in any man-on-man sexual activity and I wouldn’t eat any kind of bodily matter. But I’d do anything else.”

“Would you have sex with a wombat?” Janice wanted to know.

J replied: “If I had a condom and I got told I wouldn’t get done for animal cruelty then probably. As long as the wombat was consenting, that’s the important thing. I’d think that I’d enter into a relationship with a wombat for a nice cup of Java."

He added: "You never know, the wombat and I might like it and then I’d have a little bed buddy while I was here. So if any wombats come this way with a canister of coffee on their back, I’d be right in there, dude."

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