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The camp gets stressed over mating flies

Published Thursday, Nov 22 2007, 09:18 GMT | By Kimberley Dadds
The celebrities have started to get stressed by the number of flies that have been mating around their camp.

J was the first to complain, announcing to the other contestants: "Has anybody noticed that these flies are just f**king everywhere? They literally are though."

He continued: "They’re just screwing each other. I have never seen that before. It’s absolutely disgusting.

"It is absolutely ridden with flies down there. All they’re doing is just fornicating and mating everywhere. We’re in the midst of a fly gang-bang."

Biggins joined in the whinging, saying: "They’re so annoying and what they are doing is they are fornicating as well, so there’s like four of them in a row doing each other."

Katie, Anna and Cerys agreed that there were loads of flies mating everywhere and how horrible it had become.

J then joked: "Biggins, I have to say there wasn’t this infestation before you arrived."

Janice added: "That’s true. It’s worrying because if those flies are here, I don’t want to wake up with lavae all over me."

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