Instead, there were lashings of Elton John, Robbie Williams and Nicole in a white trouser suit on the menu.
But who do you think gave the best performance of the night?
Did James Arthur blow you away with Adele's 'Hometown Glory'? Or maybe District3 nailed it with 'Tears in Heaven'?
Perhaps Christopher Maloney's version of 'I'm Still Standing' had you reaching for the phone? Did Jahmene Douglas have you weeping with joy at 'Angels'? Or was Ella Henderson's fate 'Written in the Stars' with her performance?
Did Rylan Clark's Spice Girls mash-up spice up your life? Or did Union J's 'Fix You' leave you spellbound?
Vote in our poll below and leave your explanation in the comments section below.