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Maslen has testicle fake tan mishap

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Strictly Come Dancing 2010 - Scott Maslen

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Pamela Stephenson has revealed that EastEnders' Scott Maslen has had a mishap with the Strictly Come Dancing tanning machine.

The Not The Nine O'Clock News star claimed that Maslen was suffering from a case of "two toned sack" following the backstage incident.

Writing in a Guardian blog about her experiences on the BBC reality show so far, Stephenson said: "I started with the spray tan. My initial resistance - my children have begged me to avoid turning orange - lasted a mere 10 days, before I entered the backstage misting booth like a lamb to the slaughter. I awoke next morning with the smell of baked vinyl emanating from my skin.

"But for others it was worse. Fellow contestant Scott Maslen revealed that he mistakenly put his disposable g-string on back-to-front and one of his testicles fell out; he now has a terrible case of two-toned sack."

Explaining her new beauty regime for the dance show further, she added: "I even shaved my pudenda completely bald to ensure a smooth crotch line, although I needn't have bothered because there were four layers of fabric between it and the wildly cheering live audience.

"Only I and 30 members of the ingenious costume department knew that under my costume I wore two pairs of tights (slimming, tan-coloured fishnets over fat-squishing support hose that also lift the buttocks), a pair of breath-squeezing stretch pants sewn into the dress (need I mention that going to the toilet was extremely challenging?), a stretchy midriff cincher to suck in my 'muffin top', and a hydraulically operated push-up bra welded to the entire mother ship."

The first Strictly live show airs on Friday, October 1.

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