Jack and Cormac
David Walliams called them "One Direction meets Simon and Garfunkel", we call them bloody adorable. Did you find the cheeky Irish schoolboys' performance grand?
Providing their screaming didn't exacerbate your hangover from Friday night, and you're not too outraged by primary school kids dancing to 'Sexy and I Know It', Pre Skool are a smart choice for this week's best act.
19-year-old old Rosie O'Sullivan may not exactly look like a popstar, but who cares when her voice is that impressive? Go on, vote her your favourite act and make her mum wail with joy again.
HELLOOOOOOO Philip Green. Camper than Simon Cowell and David Walliams figure skating, but we were creasing up at his impressions of Louie Spence, Natalie Cassidy and Lorraine Kelly. Plus anyone who can do splits like that without bursting a testicle deserves respect.
We felt bloomin' knackered just looking at "fierce", red glove-loving dance troupe MD Productions. Do they get the green light from you?
Justin Bongo Man
He may sound better live than Rihanna, but that is not going to be enough to convince that we should ever hear the idiotic orthopedic surgeon again. Bonkers.
Butchering The Lion King while wearing a Prince William mask? We are not amused. The operations manager (that's someone who manages operation) sounded worse than a hyena's howl.
Technically they're very accomplished at dancing and that, but we couldn't help but laugh at all those flailing legs. No move that Keith Lemon has the ability to do can be that impressive.
We hate to say it, but we agree with Simon Cowell on Peruvian pan pipe player Horlando Salinas. Described as sounding like a vacuum cleaner, he certainly sucked the life out of us. Nice headdress though.
She came in looking like a weird cross between Jane Lynch and Sue Pollard and left with a whole audience of gaping mouths behind her. The judges may have liked the idea of the blue rinse brigade going blue, but we suspect plenty more will be miffed at her foul-mouthed roaring. Don't like her, tell her what to kiss in our poll...
Dancers Martin and Marielle were your favourite acts of last week's Britain's Got Talent with 37.53% of the vote, while sloppy movers Michaela and Shannon were picked as the worst with 43.44%.
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