Ode to Adele

You seemed so sweet when you came to house
Quiet and pretty, a bit of a mouse.
A Big Brother rose, so gentle and pure,
But as the days passed I just wasn?t so sure.

You coped rather well with a Lee that was randy
But why did you pal up with aging grump Sandy?
My love for you dimmed as you stood with Darth Kiltie
And went to the dark side, you must have felt guilty.

It soon became clear you were playing the game,
Backstabbing your housemates and showing no shame.
No one was safe in your quest for the trophy
Not Jonny, not Jade and not poor little Sophie.

And whether on poor side and whether on rich
It seems nothing could stop you from playing the bitch.
But when facing the vote against Jon, Kate and Jade
The public remembered the plots that you?d made.

So thanks for the memories and all of the scheming
I thought you could win but I must have been dreaming.
I hoped your double-dealing would win through somehow,
But the Great British public just can?t stand a cow!