10pm - 11pm
10.04 Alex talks about a game he played called 'follow the van' with Adele and Kate, which involved a 'luminous thing', and Jonny says that he walked in on it and tells the story of what he saw to PJ; he asks Alex if he had a canoodling session with Adele and Kate that night, and he replies 'no comment' to his accusations of the girls having an 'Alex sandwich' that night. Jonny and PJ wonder whether any housemates have had sex in the house with them oblivious to it.
10.06 Alex says he's not saying anything about 'follow the van' as 'anything I say may be used against me in a tabloid'; Tim points out that they may have pictures of it though, and he and Jonny beckons Kate to the sofa as she returns to the diary room, to ask her about the 'drunken fumble' she supposedly had with Alex.
10.08 PJ states all the 'drunken fumbles' he had when he was at university, and Alex states that 'nothing happened' with him, Adele and Kate; 'Jonny's completely making it up', he says and suggests he was alcohol-fuelled which made him make up that story. Tim encourages Alex to tell him the truth; 'blokes tell each other stuff', he says, but Alex calls himself 'not your average bloke' as he says that it is easy, even in the grotto, to masturbate without it being picked up by the cameras.
10.11 PJ and Tim ask Alex whether Adele and Kate performed even the slightest fellatio on him; 'I wouldn't allow that to happen on TV', he says.
10.15 Alex tells Tim where the chocolate is, and he tells the story of a drunken night he had in the grotto with PJ, Spencer and Jade when he saw Jade naked and PJ failed to put some shorts on properly when he was drunk; 'that's gonna be the highlight of the Uncut; PJ naked', Jonny says as PJ suggests he'll buy the whole stock to stop people seeing it.
10.17 'I hope people see the funny side of it', PJ says about his faux-romp with Jade, 'but I bet they won't' as Alex tells Tim that the Uncut video will feature a section on each of the housemates rather than 90 minutes or so of pure nudity; Tim wonders whether footage of them scratching themselves and picking their noses will be featured.
10.18 The housemates all help themselves to some chocolate, with Jonny noticing how much he missed chocolate when he was in the poor house; in the bedroom, Kate tells Jade that she's got 'so many blackheads' and may squeeze them all now, but she's wary of squeezing them on national TV. 'You'd be amazed how much comes out', she says as Alex comes into the bedroom to tell Kate and Jade that he said nothing, 'they're all making it up', he says as Jade wonders why Alex is keeping her in the dark about 'follow the van'.
10.20 As Jade sings 'follow the van', Alex says he'd like to appear in the Cockney-themed play that featured in, and Jade continues to sing similar tunes like 'boiled beef and carrots'; Kate continues to look at her face in her hand mirror, and notices how many blackheads she's got on her nose. Alex takes his top off and gets in bed.
10.23 Alex sings 'follow the van' with Jade, and he tells Kate he's going to bed because he's tired and fed up of 'being interrogated out there'; Kate says it's taken her a long time to fall asleep in recent days, and she went to bed at 5am yesterday. Alex wonders why she didn't wake him up and ask to 'come inside for a quick cuddle', which she promises to do next time; he also says that a few days ago he had to put up with Jade, PJ and Jonny all sleeptalking at the same time.
10.25 Alex pretends to masturbate beneath his covers and Jade tells him how repulsive he is; 'that's the sort of thing PJ does', she tells him as she reacts with horror upon finding a spot on her forehead. 'Call the ambulance!', Kate jokes as she shows Jade how to squeeze blackheads in the mirror; 'I can't do it', says Jade as Kate tells her she learned how to squeeze them from a beautician friend of hers.
10.31 Jade tells Alex about her exercise routine in relation to what she ate today, namely toast, two biscuits, watermelon, and the piece de resistance, a lemon cheesecake with chocolate ice cream; Alex tells her that the exercise she's done today means she's back to where she started having eaten those treats, and that the alcohol she's bound to drink carries calories of its own. 'I'll drink rather than eat then', she says with Kate agreeing to do the same.
10.34 As Kate tells Alex and Jade what she'll cut out of her diet to stay in shape, at the lounge, Jonny tells PJ that he applied for BB2 but failed, and was invited to apply again by one of the BB production staff; he says he got his application form in at the last minute, and Tim says he got his in late as well. Jonny also says that Brett told him he didn't think he was happy being a fireman and singing in clubs, and being in the house has enabled him to reassess that.
10.37 Jonny says that he doesn't know what he'll do when he gets out, but he'll either quit the band to return to the Fire Brigade or vice versa; PJ makes Tim laugh by saying he'll return to Armani for two years, and will then go to another top fashion house, before returning to his role as a top-class lawyer. He calls himself an 'ugly bloke' model, as Jonny wonders how they'll be regarded after this event following his rememberance of hearing Paul Ross asking the BB2 contestants to 'f**k off' when it finished.
10.39 PJ looks towards the bedroom as some yelps emerge from Jade; she complains about not knowing where the bed is as the light has been turned off. As she says good night in a babyish voice, Alex notices that a cameraman is 'right above us' and Jade and Kate crowd at the mirror to have a look; Jade says 'good night' in an ultra-demented voice.
10.42 Jade wonders if the cameraman can hear them all, and goes to switch the light back on and off quickly to spot the cameraman clearer; they abandon it after the curtain is closed, and Jade goes almost mad in telling Alex and Kate not to touch her monkey. 'I think you'd better get a Horlicks', Alex tells her as he rubs Kate's temples to ease her headache.
10.48 A fly of some sort is caught on camera flying around the bedroom as Jade says that the cameraman was nice-looking; 'he might've been Smiler', Kate says as Jade comments that many people in the industry are 'stud-muffins'. Jade calls Alex a spoilsport for turning the light on after catching Jade creeping up on him; 'too smart for you two', he says as Jade walks around the bedroom.
10.50 Jade wonders where her toy monkey is; 'how the bloody hell should I know?', he says before adding that he threw him off his bed as 'I don't want that horrible smelly monkey near me!'. She still doesn't find it after putting the light on, and states how much she wants the bedcovers she's sleeping on; she also tells Alex to put his guard down as he prepares to throw something at her.
10.52 Jade gets paranoid as she hears Alex mumbling something; 'I know what you're doing!', she says and she goes over to him and appears to rough-house him. 'Are you playing follow the van?', she asks repeatedly, which Alex repeatedly denies; Kate wonders if Jade is on drugs as she searches her for the monkey.
10.54 It's not entirely clear what Jade is searching for in all honesty, as she searches for 'the van'; i.e. something Alex had in his hand, which Kate tells Jade about despite his claims of 'I don't have any f***ing van!'. Kate tries to go to sleep, and Jade chants 'Alex jumped! Alex jumped!' as she supposedly scares him in the dark; they tickle each other under the covers, with Jade telling Kate 'it's Alex! it's Alex' touching her as she puts on another demented voice.
10.57 As Jade and Kate instigate a pillow fight (with Alex using two pillows unfairly), inside the house, PJ says he can't stand the baby voice of Jade, and mentions that she appears to have had a lot on her mind today judging by her demeanour; Tim wonders whether it's just her being 'arsey' as curiousity gets the better of Jonny, who goes into the bedroom to see what the fuss is about.