10pm - 11pm
10.02pm: As Nush mentions something about 'looking in someone's video camera once', inside the house Sissy is shaving Ray completely bald with a Bic razor, which makes Ray wonder whether he'll look like 'a cute looking alien' by the end; Anouska wonders if Ray wants his eyebrows down, which Fed offers to do. Anouska also asks if Ray wants his 'pubes' shaved, which she says 'puowbes' as she doesn't like the proper pronunciation of the word; 'we used to call them 'pubaccas'', Fed reveals as Ray comments that he looks 'really freaky' bald.
10.04pm: Ray gets embarrassed after Anouska calls him 'a hunk'; 'I don't take praise too well', he says before Sissy wonders if he should polish his head with Pledge. Ray wonders if he should put some cream on his head as Anouska recites her 'purple' joke once again, with Sissy mentioning that she likes bald people. Fed wonders why he's riding a pedalo and getting his nails filed, while Sissy tells Ray that he should stay bald for 'at least a week' as Scott comes back inside the house.
10.06pm: Outside, laughter abounds as Nush remembers a particular scene in Trainspotting where Ewan MacGregor's character 'shits in the bed - it was gratuitous and graphic', she mentions before Tania raises laughs by stating that she didn't know Bangkok was a city and thought it was a description instead. 'Is it the capital of Thailand?', Nush asks before Tania states that she doesn't think she's dumb with that; Scott tells Cameron that he thought Trainspotting was 'a mad film' as Cameron makes a helicopter sound by scraping the hair below his mouth.
10.08pm: With Anouska and Fed currently at 77rpm on the pedalo, Tania states that the worst thing is having to wear clothes given as presents on Xmas Day, while Jon wonders if Scott has gone to the diary room; 'he came out here to try to get to know everyone a bit better', he says sympathetically as Nush comments that she's just heard a pop in her leg. Ray comes outside to ask Gos what setting he should trim his beard with, as Cameron asks Gos whether he'll be shaving his head.
10.15pm: Back outside, the conversation seems to have stalled a little as Cameron talks about Stephen King books; most of the conversation is inaudible as it seems to be being picked up from a far away mike, while inside the house, Ray changes with Fed in the pedalo as Fed comments that Ray is 'a flincher'. The shaver can be heard again as Fed gets in the chair to have diagonal patterns shaved in his eyebrow; 'do you want it in or out?', Gos asks him and states that he thinks he should have it in. Gos starts shaving with Sissy paying close attention; 'he's got really thin hair', Sissy states before Gos shaves some sort of pattern into Fed's eyebrow. 'Don't look so close!', Sissy says as Tania comes to see what's going on.
10.18pm: Gos states that he thinks Ray looks great having been shaved bald, with many of the other housemates in the vicinity agreeing; Anouska asks Scott if he wants to be shaved with Tania mentioning that if he doesn't like it, he can use some of her black eye-shadow to conceal it. It seems that Scott is considering having a shaved head; he asks if it'd suit him as Sissy mentions that having a shaved eyebrow would suit Anouska. 'I'm not doing girls', Gos states as Scott begins to have second thoughts about getting his head shaved.
10.20pm: 'Having shaved eyebrows does suit dark skinned girls', Sissy states as Nush sees what's going on, while Anouska sits in the chair and Gos begins to shave her eyebrow; he then stops as everyone shouts for him to shave 'in' rather than 'out'. Following a period of everyone trying to shout over one another, Anouska sits back down as Gos shaves her eyebrow again; 'I'm doing it the way you want it!', Gos shouts with Anouska stating that she doesn't like it after he finishes. 'I'll do it the other way then!', he shouts as he shaves anotehr stripe in Anouska's eyebrow with Tania wondering if Anouska is 'shitting it' with her eyebrows placed in Gos's hands (not literally, of course). Scott reckons that Anouska's eyebrows are too big to have any patterns.
10.23pm: In the relative calm of the alcove, the sound is dipped as Jon, Cameron and Justine talk with Nush; Jon talks about a magazine which featured "political articles and comment... plus tits' as Justine states that the press take things out of all context, citing J-Lo as a particular example. 'We're all gonna go around with botox'd faces', Nush says as Justine proposes asking Anouska to pull her face so far back that she'll sport a permanent smile. Nush shows the false smile she likes to pull as Ray comes to the alcove to show his eyebrow, which has been massacred by Gos; 'it looks like a three toothed gerbil', Steph comments while Justine offers to lend Ray her black eyeliner.
10.26pm: Gos tries to get Cameron to get his eyebrow shaved; 'not if you're gonna do it like that', he says before Nush states that one of the other housemates should do the eyebrow shaving. 'I think Ray's eyebrow looks alright', Gos says as he continues to look for willing volunteers, before returning inside the house and thanking Anouska for filing his names; 'my brother has a bulldog style shaved into his hair', Gos says before offering to trim Ray's beard up. 'You can have your beard shaved as well', Gos tells Anouska, as she recollects a time when she tried to shave a moustache she had with her dad's Bic razor. Gos clarifies whether it's time for another pedalo change as Anouska offes to pluck Gos's eyebrows; 'nah', he says with Fed mentioning that he doesn't want his plucked either.
10.29pm: 'I'm gonna be so gutted when we get rid of this boat', Fed mentions, and as Anouska remembers the 'romantic moments' they've had, Gos again asks who's in the pedalo next; 'we're staying in forever to sail away', Fed says before Anouska wonders whether it's Tanya's turn. They're told that the time is '12 past 10', while Anouska files her nails and sings 'Big Show' by the Big Brovazs; 'this is so romantic', Fed says jokingly before stating that Anouska's communication is more physical and verbal in their 'relationship'. 'You smoothie', Anouska states.
10.31pm: Anouska wonders whether she should do something drastic and shave her head, while Scott tells Fed that his shaved eyebrow looks OK; 'do you want the nail varnish?', Anouska asks Fed, who tells her to put it 'anywhere you wanna put it'. Anouska offers to cut Scott's toenails and paint them for him; 'it's the best offer I've ever had', Scott states before Anouska calls him her 'special little lion', which fills Fed with mock-jealousy. 'She's cheating on me!', he jokes before Anouska clarifies that they have five minutes to go; she wants to get out early, though, to put Scott in 'the recovery position'. 'I'm a trained first-aider', she says as Fed wonders if she knows the Heimlich manoeuvre.
10.33pm: As Scott states that she might get his eyebrows done if he stays in after Friday, Cameron tells Jon that he can only tell opinions to BB if he's drawn to them, which is the same for Sissy and Jon.
Good evening to those of you who have switched us on after switching the C4 highlights show off - if you have any views on it (was there a Jon hatchet job?) or any other aspect of BB, e-mail us at the above address. Jez has: "I agree with Sissy..I am losing my hair very quickly (only 29)..but I don`t polish my head with Pledge!". Jez also mentions that Spud's scene in Trainspotting is 'priceless'; I'll have to take your word for it...
10.38pm: In the alcove, Jon mentions that he's paranoid about anyone else getting told of by BB 'but I don't give a shit about myself' as Anouska drags Scott up after putting him in the recovery position; 'it changes every year', she says as Anouska is guided through another position to put Scott in by Ray. 'Don't break his arm!', Ray tells her as Scott wonders if he's going to end up with a broken arm; 'there's something wrong here!', Gos laughs as Scott wonders whether Anouska has just killed him, let alone put him in the recovery position.
10.40pm: With the revs counter standing at 86, Ray has laid down next to Scott on the green rug as Anouska considers asking BB to tell her the correct way to put people in the recovery position; Ray lays down to demonstrate the recovery position, which Anouska doesn't think it is. She demonstrates it; 'that's how you sleep', Scott says before someone else who isn't shown tries to demonstrate the recovery position; 'that's not it either', Anouska says, and her and Ray stage a play-fight in the garden as they continue to argue who's 'recovery position' was correct.
10.42pm: Ray asks the alcove housemates what is the correct recovery position before taking up position next to Nush in the pedalo with 85 on the counter; Sissy tries to work out how much pedalling she'll do tonight, while outside, the housemates hum the bassline to MC Hammer's 'U Can't Touch This' and the girls sing Bobby Brown's 'My Prerogative' and 'Every Little Step'; Gos tries to remember 'Sensitivity' by Ralph Tresvant as Fed comments that Bobby Brown met Whitney Houston on one of her video shoots. 'I always liked East Coast music', Gos says as Sissy sings 'Got To Get' by Leila K; Fed says that he used to like Roxette, while Sissy sings 'Real Gone Kid' by Deacon Blue. Fed states that they've reformed but not many people have bpught their comeback record.
10.45pm: Fed mentions that Lauren Hill is his favourite female vocalist after Sissy sings 'Killing Me Softly' by the Fugees - so much for the ban on singing in the house - while Cameron states that he's compiled every Now That's What I Call Music album from volume 2 to 40; 'there's always a couple of classics on those and the rest are crap', Justine observes as Cameron wonders whether the early Now's are worth anything. The sound is cut - presumably to save on royalties - before it's restored with Gos singing 'Pass The Dutchie' and Fed singing 'Ghetto Superstar'.
10.47pm: The singing continues, with Fed singing the chorus of 'My Name Is Prince'; he says that he thinks Prince has gotten too rock-oriented 'and I don't see Prince like that' as Sissy comments that she has his Batman single on vinyl; 'I never found Prince sexy but my friends did', Sissy says as everyone sings 'Kiss' including the guitar solo. Inside the house, Ray and Nush are pedalling at 83rpm as well as joining in with the singing outside, which has reached 'What's New Pussycat' by Tom Jones. 'I wish we could turn this around and see what's going on outside', Nush asks.
10.50pm: As Ray wonders whether they could turn the cameras around to compensate for the moving pedalo, Nush comments that she hasn't got used to the house 'background noise' yet before stating that she thinks the sofa reminds her of 'synthetic rubber' with Ray wondering what the house looks like from the camera run. Outside the house, the sound is cut with the housemates still singing away in lieu of the supposed ban.
10.56pm: Back outside, the singalong is continuing, with everyone belting out Oasis's 'Don't Look Back In Anger' which puts a smile on Cameron's face; everyone cheers when they finish, and Sissy launches into a chorus of 'Let's All Dance' but is drowneed out by the guys singing 'Whatever' by Oasis. 'I don't know who that who is', Cameron says as Fed tries to remind him; 'Jon knows all the words', Sissy says as Fed sings another Oasis song. He then wonders how much alcohol they'll have on Wednesday night before singing 'Cigarettes And Alcohol', with Sissy matching him with 'Material Girl' and 'Into The Groove' after being spurred on by Gos.
10.59pm: Inside the house, Anouska and Ray talk about making their own ball to catch; 'just keep adding layers and layers', Ray says before suggesting that they use a hairband to make it. Anouska mentions that she can't spare one as the loud chorus of the housemates singing 'Like A Virgin' outside is clearly heard.
That's it from me for today - the hard-working Mark Newby will take you up to the witching hour...