9.02pm: Ray continues to spray patches of the garden outside as Scott and Steph eat some more cheese, while Cameron does an Elvis impression; 'this is boredom down to a fine art', says Steph as Cameron mentions that the mince needs to be cooked much more as it's chewy. 'That's a sign of it being overcooked', Steph points out, but Cameron states that iot's a different kind of mince; 'what am I gonna eat', asks Steph as Scott suggests that she has a veggie sausage sandwich. 'We've got loads of baked beans for Friday's breakfast', Cameron points out.
9.04pm: Cameron goers to the toilet as Scott puts some of the plates and bowls away in the kitchen while singing 'Temptation', with Steph heading outside to take her washing in before it gets damp. 'What's the craic?', Ray asks Steph as she tells him that dinner will be ten minutes away; he proposes to have his later as Steph mentions that she might have beans on toast, or fish fingers and beans. 'It'll be like a kids meal', she jokes before being called inside by Cameron to check on her banoffee pie; Cameron puts some cream into his mince.
9.06pm: 'Don't let Ray see it going', says Steph as Cameron wonders how long the pasta still has to cook; 'he doesn't like cream but carbonara is one of his favourites!', says Cameron as Steph tells him to tell Ray that the mince turns white when the pesto is added. Scott eats some more of the mince and suggests that more cream be added, so Cameron does; 'even a simple little snack has been transformed', Scott points out as Cameron states that he thought of the idea in the toilet. 'We're on a total cholestrol trip this week', he says.
9.08pm: As Scott wonders whether their inflated cholestrol levels could cause them to come out of the BB house in coffins, Ray continues to spray the vegetable patch outside as Cameron again wonders whether his pasta has cooked; he and Steph sing as Scott checks the pasta and mentions that it needs another four minutes. 'Fish fingers and beans for moi', says Steph as she goes to the toilet; 'don't do anything without me!', she says as Cameron sings 'The Final Countdown' and wonders whether it was sung by Europe.
9.10pm: 'Do you remember Juliet Bravo? The music was quite similar', Cameron says before commenting that the lady who played the police inspector was 'quite nice', while Steph comes back to the kitchen with some shades she just found. 'They must be Fed's', says Cameron as he tries them on, while Steph puts them on and comments that they don't suit her; she remembers to open a tin of beans in the kitchen as Ray finishes watering the garden. 'If my knickers go up my bum one more time I'm gonna scream', Steph says as she pulls them out.
9.12pm: Steph gets herself a saucepan and spoons the beans into it as Cameron states that he hates having to wait for pasta to cook; Steph eats some of the beans straight from the can as Cameron proposes to make his bed. 'It's only 12 hours since I got out of it, it hardly seems worth it, though', he says as Jon comes to the kitchen counter, while Scott tells Steph that the pasta needs to cook for a little bit longer. 'Let me taste these beans', Steph says as Jon asks what has gone into the mince to lighten it; 'a touch of cream, but don't tell Ray as he won't eat it', says Scott.
9.14pm: Scott puts the pasta into a colander in the sink as Cameron asks Steph whether the beans are making her eyes water, while Ray attempts to spray the decking clean as Cameron stirs the mince; 'were you looking around to see what weapon you could get me with?', he jokes to Steph as Jon notices some of the dakiri that he spilt over his top yesterday. Cameron talks about a 'livestock' story and Scott mentions that he's 'speaking in riddles'; 'just tell everyone the story when I'm in bed', Steph says as one of the pieces of kitchenware falls to the floor.
9.21pm: Ray continues to spray the garden as the other housemates eat their dinners on the decking; Jon suggests that they eat some mushroom soup later in the week as Scott states that the bolognaise is 'a lads meal'. 'It's just fridge contents with pasta', Cameron states as Jon belches; 'shit', says Ray as he sprays the wrong part of the garden, while Cameron continues to eat his meal and Scott proposes to have a drink of orange. 'Remember in the early days when a treat was a second bowl of lentil soup and chick pea curry', says Steph.
9.23pm: Cameron gets sprayed by Ray and jokes that they'll put mushrooms in his mouth at night, so he gets sprayed some more and laughs his head off as he does; 'food fight!', says Scott as Cameron notices that there's some water in his dish. 'A very dangerous thing to do with so little time in the house', says Cameron as he comes inside the house and deposits his bowl, while Ray sings 'anything you can do, I can do better'; 'I doubt it', says Cameron as he jokes that he's spat in Ray's tea as an act of revenge.
9.25pm: Ray proposes to do the washing up to call it even and Cameron mentions that he didn't mind being sprayed, while Scott tells Ray that the dinner doesn need salt to give it a little more flavour; 'despite the soaking, you are welcome', Cameron tells Ray as everyone comes outside again. 'I was bitchslapped about the diary room for not caring for the reward room', says Jon as everyone notices a plane flying overhead which, in Ray's opinion, has 'just taken off'; Jon mentions that he dropped the salsa dip onto the floor, the walls and the bar as he was holding two glasses at the same time.
9.27pm: 'I pity the poor bastard who had to clean it up this morning', says Jon as Steph comments that the reward rooms all 'go to pot' at the end; 'I'm glad I wasn't sick in there', she says as Cameron states that the fresh air outside may have made her sick. 'Surely there would've had to have been some chemical reaction', says Ray as Scott mentions that he was surprised Steph managed to make it to the toilet at all to be sick; 'did I miss the toilet the first time?', says Steph as everyone mentions that she missed it quite a few times.
9.29pm: 'Steph pushed me off the toilet to be sick and I didn't think it was any big deal!', says Ray as Cameron credits Steph for not making a fuss when she was sick; Cameron states that he's scared of suffocating when he's sick and makes an extreme retching noise to demonstrate this. Jon laughs as he hears this from inside, while Steph comments that the worst thing about being sick is vomiting up nothing; 'I will never touch one of those strawberry dakiris as long as I live', says Steph as Cameron mentions that the contents of her vomit could be easily identified.
9.31pm: Scott drinks some water as Jon comes back outside and nearly spills water on himself; 'you could've cleaned your trousers with that!', says Cameron as Scott farts and muffles it, which makes everyone laugh. Cameron mentions that he heard Scott straining as the latter says 'it's a cracker'; he's told that Frank Carson used to say that catchphrase as Cameron remembers Jimmy Cricket. 'Was he the guy with the left and right boots?', asks Steph as Scott remembers his catchphrase of 'come here, there's more'; 'I never used to find him funny', says Steph.
9.33pm: Cameron mentions that Bella Emberg may have been married to Russ Abbot as Steph states that she can't marry the two together, while Cameron notices that he's spilt some mince down his T-shirt as Scott states that they aren't too far away from bedtime. 'There's still banoffee pie and two lots of questions', says Steph as Scott mentions that they'd like to get Trivial Pursuit; 'we'll probably have to wait for the Christmas party though', he says as Cameron mentions that Trivial Pursuit would probably stimulate more conversation than hinder it.
9.35pm: Ray encourages Steph to ask BB for their Trivial Pursuit as Scouse BB is on duty; 'he's quite stern with me though', she says as the sound is dipped. 'I thought you liked that', Jon says as Ray heads to the toilet; Scott says 'if I fart and am up within ten seconds, you know what it's about' as Steph tells him that he made a mistake of wearing white pants in the house. 'They weren't white for long', he jokes as Steph recalls that they all ended up in the pool last night; 'that was the first time I'd been in there for a week', Scott says before mentioning that he'll go in again tomorrow.
9.38pm: 'I hope it's a nice day tomorrow', says Steph as Scott jokes that they would like some snow on Thursday; he mentions that he was told off by serious BB for talking about nominations this morning but doesn't recall the conversation, while Steph and Jon state that one of the female BBs can change her voice to sound stern or disappointed. 'She makes you feel so small!', Steph comments.
9.44pm: Ray sits down at the decking as Scott recalls a fart that 'Brooksey' made which was quite resonant after he strained for a while; Cameron laughs upon remembering Scott telling everyone to throw away the chickens instead of the eggs by mistake. 'I can't believe you've only been up for 2 hours!', Scott tells Jon as the latter states that he doesn't think he'll have any trouble sleeping, while Cameron laughs at Ray wearing his boss clothes all night and through the morning as well. 'You walked into the sofa half asleep', Cameron tells him.
9.47pm: 'You started to get cheeky when we tried to move you from the sofa, but you got up when we were going to carry you', Cameron tells Ray as Scott mentions that he had a chat about profit margins in supermarkets, drug smuggling and Cameron's potential involvement in it last night; 'you could hide it in fish and sent it to Colombia', says Ray as Cameron recalls more topics of conversation, including taxation, farming subsidies and 'buy one, get one free' last night. 'Our beds were well open last night', Scott says curiously.
9.49pm: The sound is dipped as Scott continues to talk; he sighs as Cameron sings and yawns at the same time. 'Is it pudding time?', he asks as Scott and Jon mention that they'll do the washing up soon; 'you've got to waste some of your stored energy', Ray tells Jon before asking Scott to cut his hair on Thursday morning. 'Only time will tell', Cameron says about the final results, while Ray hears something from the camera run and Scott states that the cameramen could be walking in and out.
9.50pm: 'Do they put some kind of soft flooring in there?', Ray asks as Cameron mentions that it could interfere with the cameras; Ray suggests that they could be slid about on railings before laughing at himself trying to tell BB how to run things. Scott comes inside the house to go to the toilet and Cameron sits on the lounge, while Jon wonders whether it's Tuesday today; 'two days until it's all over', Ray points out as they both head inside the house. Jon begins to fill up the kitchen sink as Ray tidies up around the kitchen.
9.53pm: Cameron tells Ray that it'll be alright for him to wash up in cold water as Ray attempts to come up with a topic of conversation, while Jon mentions that he hasn't had his Q&A session yet; 'I've got my diary entry to do as well so it's gonna be a long one', Jon says before remembering that he's done almost nothing but sleep for the past two days.
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