01:00 - 02:00
This is Andy taking you through the next hour.
There are adverts so ill check some emails
JoJo4 says she is rapidly going off Kitten and "she can see discrimination everywhere! I'm sure she has encountered tru discrimination in her short life, but she's verging on the paranoid now."
OK well we join the housemates in the treatment room by the look of it.
Michelle mentions a shock she got yesterday when she thought someone was leaning in to whisper something in her ear but there was no-one there (hmmm sppoky)
Nadia and Michelle are discussing the possibility of making Angel Delight, but Stuart says that they don't really have enough milk.
Someone mentions something about fozen milk (what a strange concept)
Michelle notices that the light in the treatment room is an infra-red one
Marco is asked to go to the diary room by the housemates as "big brother won't acknowledge you unless you go to the diary room"
Nigel says "the current round of dares in the snug could lead to a few red faces when Nadia "comes out" !!!" I should REALLY start watching the feed before I start the LU so I know what's been happening......sigh.....
There is much talk of Duvet's and who sleeps in a double bed.
Michelle exclaims "I have a big fat ass man!"
The housemates are considering making up a Ghost Story based upon the Big Brother scenario
Nigel follows up with "Michelle is on the offence to pull Stu - could be part of her game plan - to get shacked up with another HM in order to protect herself from nomination. its all evry cute but she has started to show true colours - she is definately quite a predator, and manipulative too - but i still think she's sexy" Many thanks for the update there Nigel - that explains things nicely - I promise I will start watching the feed beforehand in future
Michelle explains she "has too many drafty bits...."
No-one wants to make up a ghost story.... they are too tired to think.
PieMan responds to Nigel with "That Nadia's a bit of a looker for a man, I wouldn't say no, put it that way mate"
Stuart is trying hard to remember a ghost story, but can't and after spending a few minutes muttering about it and saying he can;t remember, the others say "well what was the point in mentioning it then"
Nadia contemplates leaving because "it's too hot"
Michelle tries to get her to staym but Nadia say's she will go and have a Cigarette and then "see what happens"
Nigel: "i dont exactly know why - but Nadia was really enjoying things up to about 15 mins ago - she seems quite upset since then " Has anyone mentioned anything in the forum??
Camera change to Kitten, Emma and Daniel on the patio area.
Emma says "did you ever watch the programme, where they take the p*ss out of the goverment, tony blair etc"
Emma: "I'm not a clever person, but I can understand what they are talking about"
Daniel says "don't you play that card with me"
Kitten, Nadia and Daniel are telling Emma that she can be very profound as well as being a bit dippy.
The sound dips again!
Keep those emails coming Nigel :) - a very cynical Nigel is suggesting that BB are "saving" footage for their shows.... as if they would do that...... ;)
Camera change back to the people in the "den"
....and we are back......
Michelle asks "what's the plan then guys"
Stuart says "I don't understand why they don't let us have watches but they give us a clock"
Michelle suggests that "maybe the clock isn't telling us the right time..... we should ask that...."
Michelle suggests the house looks different from the first time they saw it - it looks very "shopped in Ikea and stuff..."
Michelle says "we'll call it the love shack" just as the sound dips.
Short Camera change to Emma and back to the "love shack"
They are now talking about "secret identities" and Michelle proclaims herself to be "Pocahontas" (choose something I can spell)
J according to Michelle looks like a lion.
Nigel asks if I think Michelle is "fishing for Stu" It currently looks that way Nigel, but like I say - I really need to watch the feed more often....
Michelle is talking about Mud Wrestling and she thinks that it will make the front page of the papers.
Michelle is talking about getting Vanessa to agree to Mud Wrestle....
(Nigel who else is in the room - because since I started the shift - the camera hasn't change position)
Wayne says "I actually like Michelle, I think shes cool." Good on you Wayne....
Nadia has entered the room, but it doesn't look like she's going to stay, she estimates the time is around 2ish... (bearing in mind there is some delay on the feed - i'd say they are about 40 minutes out!)
Michelle complains she hates her hair, and it looks like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards.
Michelle "Marco do you have that problem with your hait?"
She then probes "When did you decided to shave it all off?", "I can't imagine you with hair"
Michelles asks "what's the shortest your hair has ever been Stu?"
She then tells him "You are quite Vain really aren't you!!"
Camera change back to Emma and the housemates outside...
Emma is recalling a dream she had in Spain (wish I could type as fast ash speaks coz its quite interesting)
Argh!!! the interesting part of the story just got CUT!!
Here's Uncle Nigel again..... "m starting to believe Michelle sees BB purely as an oportunity to boost her glamour model career (topless) and i think she will do anything to get maximum exposure - nudity ( she already offered to drop her bikini top tonight for Nadia to feel her breasts and the others talked her out of it) or by sleeping with someone - in fact anything to raise her profile - my conclusion "a serious player"" thanks for sharing your thoughts with us...
Abdul Ayab says: "Ahmed is my favourite person in the house, he does not scream loudly and he does not wrestle in the brown mud. Please make Ahmed win, he deserves it more than anything in the world."
Thanks for answering my question Nigel :) The people in the "love shack" are Michelle, Stuart and Marco
Michelle asks Marco "so what are you doing then Marco are you staying in here or going through there" (it almost sounds like she is trying to get some time alone with Stu - to the more cynical of us anyway....)
Oh look another Ad Break.....
Marco is asking Mchelle "what was going on there?" (Stuart has left the room to get a drink)
Michelle says nothing is going on but..... and then whispering.....
Michelle confirms "I wan't to know about what he is about you know?"
Stuart comes back and oh all the talk suddenly stops..... and now more whispering (i'm going to have to buy a decent pair of headphones)
I've managed to pick up bits like Marco asking something to which Michelle responded "no i've never really questioned my sexuality"
Indiana Jones says "Michelle could win if she keeps up what she is doing. The people want to see sex in the house and she is prepared to give it to them."
jessicat says "Michelle and Marco are discussing Stuart's lack of response to Michelle during the dares. Stuart walks in on them to ask for his drink" thanks for clearing that up..
Marco states that its these little late night chats that people on TV like watching... (how right he is)
Marco asks "did you enjoy your little kiss with him?"
Nigel says "Andy are you watching the channel 4 feed ? the ad breaks are different on e4" Yup I am, i'm poor and can't afford E4 this year....
Marco says "you looked so bashful after the kiss, like it might of meant something" (I feel like i've walked in on the last half of a coversation)
Wayne reports "I have been trying to listen to Michelle and Marco. Michelle said Stu makes her really horny then said that he makes you horny too, doesn't he. (to Marco)"
(Is it just me - or does anyone else think it looks like Michelle has been crying....or is it glitter?)
Nigel says "now we see Michelle the victim - this girl will make a hell of an actress when she gets out the house" and follows with "and to all those who think i am being hard on Michelle - i do think she is super fit - i would certainly be taken in by her charms - whatever her motives"
Michelle and Marco are basically have a long roundabout conversation about feeling "singled out" in the house.
And on that note - I will just check if there are any more emails from you guys and then I'm heading off to bed.
Ok here goes:
Jessicat says "Michelle and Marco are still discussing Stuart. michelle is saying she thinks is really attractive but that he is vain. They both think that he is quite shy. Marco thinks that Stuart fancies Michelle and that he is embarassed because it meant something. They are wondering whether this is now becoming a juicy story. Now they are discussing "factions" within the group and why "they" don't join in and have a laugh."
Jose says "Hey Andy, why don't you pay a tenner to watch Big Brother over the internet? There are no ad breaks and a lot less is cut out." I do pay for the net feed - but it's narrowband, no chance of broadband in my area till end of September, and the Narrowband feed is unwatchable - either doesnt work at all or does but stops to buffer every 20 seconds or so
Wayne says "Thats glitter on Michelle's eyes..." thanks for clearing that up mate
Wayne: "As much as I like Michelle and Marco, I feel that if they keep isolating themselves from the group like this - they may make themselves targets for nominations..." (Thanks for that prediction - we shall see won't we)
Right that's all the emails, so all that remains is for me to say Goodnight to you good folks out there, thanks for all your feedback this hour, and I will see you again shortly.