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Hello and welcome to this hour of Big Brother 5
01:00
We join Nadia, Emma, Kitten, Daniel on the couches in the lounge area
They are talking about jokes, Emma is trying to remember one
and now there is a sound cut
Someone is talking about university
Victor is asking whoever it is about if they know someone (I think its Marco he's asking - not sure though as the camera hasn't shown us and I don't recognise everyones voices just yet)
Talk moves on to the shopping list and who does and doesn't eat meat.
Victor asks how Emma will feel if it is her name called for eviction, she says she doesnt know but she thinks she'll feel crap.
Marco says Daniel looks a bit like a smurf with his hat on, Daniel comments on there being no 6foot smurfs, Marco exclaims "Smurffette - she was wicked"
Ad Break (01:08)
Brekkie Boy says "As far as Kitten's concerned she's done no wrong. Don't think she's got the character to be accountable for her actions!" It may well be Kitten's game plan - if BB are going to evict people when she breaks rules she's bound to keep doing it - 1 down 10 to go sort of thing?
....and we're back (01:11)
Vanessa is heading off to bed, she hugs Marco
The Ch4 question is "Is the writing on the wall for Kitten??" So feel free to email in and let me know what you guys think
Marco comments he can be so "tactile"
Vanessa comments that "just because I like a hug, it doesn't mean I want to have sex with anyone"
Ann comments "Well, you know what they say about "the best laid plans of mice and men". And kittens of course!" Very well said Ann!!
Vanessa goes around hugging the rest of the housemates
01:15
Shell asks "is the fan on in our little drinks fridge?"
Shell heads off to bed and says goodnight to everybody (with her mouth full)
Michelle comments that Marco seems like he is trying to "avoid kitten"
Marco says "not really, I don't care", Michelle then whispers something to Marco to which marco says "No Way! - Really??"
Michelle responds "Shut Up....." (lets hope we get to find out whats been said there soon)
Marco comments that everyone has "had some drama today haven't they?"
Victor comments he hasn't had drama as such just "warm words"
Victor looks for the tea-cups
Emma comments that she has brought 200 fags in with her and she's only got 4 packs left.
Marco has brought 300 in with him, because he thought people would need them
Michelles asjks Victor "are you alright? What's happened" - we don't see whats happened though.
Someone who didn;t provie a name says "its all a fix if yah ask me"
Michelle asks Marco "Are you ok?" Marco says "Yeah! I'm fine today"
Michelle says "I wish that there wasn't the upset that there was today - I'm worried about the eviction now - are you?"
Marco says yeah he is - but they cant avoid these things can they?
Victor comments that "it's all very silent in here isn't it?"
Marco comments he is tired, but he slept well last night.
Michelle asks Emma - has Big brother got back to them on the Gimp night?
Emma responds no, and Michelle wonders if they should beg and explain the benefits of the "Gimp Night" to BB
Marco says "I can see Victor as like a club owner, with a leather pimp jacket, a big cigar and like 3 women around him"
Michelle says "I'm going to come out of here a lot thinner", Victor says "have you been eating them quill things you eat?"
Michelle says "Quorn?"
[Sound Cut]
Victor "qishe"
Michelle "aha"
Marco "You mean Quiche?"
Marco asks Stuart if he went to a London audition?
Stuarts reposnse is unheard...
01:30
Emma starts singing "Crazy Love"
Spike says: "Kitten will probably be thrown out tommorow and spend the rest of the time in the secret room..... Seems she can't lose" We shall see mate, we shall see
Victor joins in the song, and Michelle starts singing bits of the words
Stuart begins a conversation about Studio gangs with Victor, and marco seems shocked
robbo has emailed to say "big brother should let it slip to kitten that she is a ratings winner
or announce that 2 housemates arenow going due her behaviuor
she's has serious mental issues!!!!!!" 2 housemates - that would be an interesting argument....
In the middle of Victors coversation we hear screeching, and Kitten joins the group saying "I want to dance too, more, more, more"
now we head to an ad-break (01:34)
Samara Marawana Adams says "er marco wake up the handprints on the walls arent exeptional they are horrible....theyve totally made the house look rediculous and more messy. I think it is a fix too the way its all happened....i dont think the big brother is any eviler because kitten has gotten away with so much without her warnings she should have had all three ages ago....bb is being to nice!! get some more evilness what happened to making the housmates suffer!"
....and we are back (01:36)
We join Kitten and Emma going into the Diary room
Many thanks to "the_hut" for this bit of gossip and dedication - "Being able to rewind on the PVR and with turning the sound up, I can tell you that what Michelle whispered to Marco was: "I was cuddling up to him, right, and he had an errection." Although she didn't namecheck who she was talking about, the reaction when Victor walked in seemed to say it all. Obviously, this will all be repeated on E4 at 2.18!" cheers mate, very appreciated!!
Cris Brannigan replies to Spike with this: "Spike I very much doubt they'd put Kitten in the hidden room, if it's the room she saw then it's attached to the house and theres no way she'd stay quiet in there."
We hear Marco saying "He made me out to be a villian............at east he said it to my face"
[Sound Cut]
Marco "Kitten, the first thing she said was i'm really really sorry for ...." - sound becomes muffled
Kitten and Emma emerge from the Dairy room and Emma exclaims "Big Brother has enjoyed your recital tonight"
Emma and Kitten make their way into the Garden to tell Daniel what was said, Emma is extremely hyper and screeches "can you imagine being in the club right now"
Delta says "i reely dont think kitten should go into the secret room because if yah think about it no doubt instead of just watching she will bang on mirrors ect to get noticed...she shoud be banged up in a mental institution instead"
This is Big Brother - would Emma please come to the Diary Room
Michelle says "emma has a great singing voice but i she is so thick lol but so hilareous!"
Ann turns Big Brother into a fight club spin-off with "Rule One: There are no rules"
01:45
Emma emerges from the Diary room with the news "Dan I can't sing outside but come in here and shut the door"
Daniel has joined Emma inside and they are signing and dancing
Emma exclaims "Baby we need music!!!"
Emma runs up to Kitten trying to remember the lyrics to "Brother and Sister" to which Kitten replied "I don't know I just dance to anything"
Kitten has now joined in the "longing" to be in a club (I get the feeling by the end of this series we are all going to half half songs stuck our heads from Emma)
Ross Leport agrees "I agree with sSamara...Check the state of the walls. When i saw it i thought 'what have they done'. Did Big Brother not say anything to them? gawd"
Ann follows up with "Rule Two: Refer to Rule One" Very cryptic isn't it??
Michelle Fan comments "can i just say...who wouldnt get one next to michelle!!, hasnt victor got a g/f, when will dan admit hes part of a band?, emma is so hilarious singing in the garden muhahahaha" Hmmm have you been having some of what Emma is having?? - You've missed when will Nadia reveal her "secret"?
(01:50) and we're off to another Ad break
Claire is dissapointed that Emma just got asked not to sing in the Garden - she was hoping it was all going to "kick off" Me think's you're not the only one - whose waiting for that
robbo states "i cannot believe how calm they are all being with kitten and i dont believe they dont want to win the money" Yup and Kitten seems quite withdrawn doesn't she?
Maygem starts the discussion we have every year with "Does any one agree that bb highlights shows have missed out so much good stuff- replacing it with the boring stuff?" Unfortunately i've yet to actually see a highlights show so far this year - damn my busy schedule :)
Kitten and Emma are now discussing food (hmmm horrible flashback to last years BB)
Kitten explains she doesn like meat, but she doesnt eat it (what a strange statement)
Michelle Fan thinks that "I think if we didnt know nadias secret we wouldnt have guessed ourselves!"
LMAO robbo tries to put Dan out of his misery with "someone tell dan anita baker sang "sweet love"" Sorry guys hadn't got round to mentioning that Emma kept asking Dan who sang..... - to which Dan replied "that's going to keep me up all night now"
Gemma Atkins says "Why dont Digital:Spy invest in the online feed....with no adds thats what ive done and its great :)" They do and have, but the problem is I can't have Broadband till September and the Narrowband feed is no good for Live Updates......
Kitten and the others seem to be coming up with a plan to "schedule" what food they will have every day - like last year then!!
Right guys I shall leave you here at this most riveting point in the food discussion..... lol
Neil will be back at 8am to resume the Live Updates service
But that's it for tonight folks
Go and get yourselves some food (after all this talk of food I think I need to!!)
Thanks for all your comments
This is Andy signing off :)
Heres the last few emails before I go
Moley: "Ypu may have the wrong ed the skick (so to speak). Michelle was referring to Stuart during (or maybe just after) the "storytelling" they had earlier"
robbo: "i wonder if nadia has to shave???
to stay stubble free"
Maygem: "you shouldve watched it tonight lol Marcos cry was so funny-if yah ask me.
he looks such like Gollom from LOTR" I am hoping to get the E4 feed shortly - so I can keep up-to-date with stuff - but currently I do tis feed, go to bed, wake up tired, go to work, come home, have a nap, and then come back on here to do the feed.......
Right guys Night Night
Sorry back again - just noticed this email - that well really needs posting:
Spike: "a more serious problem -That nody has acturaly met head on... (except her girlfriend with awarding her stars for good behaviour and blue stars for bad...Signs of attention deficit disorderdo seem Ripe in Kat's mind. This woman has a serious mental problem. I really don't think she is FIT enough to take part in something like this. AND furthermore the money grabbing, desperardo group of ENDEMOL should have had the sense to see this. Kitten and my self had a LONG and lengthy aurgument during the auditions. AND I will continue.... Vanessa has NOT yet mentioned her love of blood sports....how diplomatic..."
Right deffinately going to bed now - night night
01:00
We join Nadia, Emma, Kitten, Daniel on the couches in the lounge area
They are talking about jokes, Emma is trying to remember one
and now there is a sound cut
Someone is talking about university
Victor is asking whoever it is about if they know someone (I think its Marco he's asking - not sure though as the camera hasn't shown us and I don't recognise everyones voices just yet)
Talk moves on to the shopping list and who does and doesn't eat meat.
Victor asks how Emma will feel if it is her name called for eviction, she says she doesnt know but she thinks she'll feel crap.
Marco says Daniel looks a bit like a smurf with his hat on, Daniel comments on there being no 6foot smurfs, Marco exclaims "Smurffette - she was wicked"
Ad Break (01:08)
Brekkie Boy says "As far as Kitten's concerned she's done no wrong. Don't think she's got the character to be accountable for her actions!" It may well be Kitten's game plan - if BB are going to evict people when she breaks rules she's bound to keep doing it - 1 down 10 to go sort of thing?
....and we're back (01:11)
Vanessa is heading off to bed, she hugs Marco
The Ch4 question is "Is the writing on the wall for Kitten??" So feel free to email in and let me know what you guys think
Marco comments he can be so "tactile"
Vanessa comments that "just because I like a hug, it doesn't mean I want to have sex with anyone"
Ann comments "Well, you know what they say about "the best laid plans of mice and men". And kittens of course!" Very well said Ann!!
Vanessa goes around hugging the rest of the housemates
01:15
Shell asks "is the fan on in our little drinks fridge?"
Shell heads off to bed and says goodnight to everybody (with her mouth full)
Michelle comments that Marco seems like he is trying to "avoid kitten"
Marco says "not really, I don't care", Michelle then whispers something to Marco to which marco says "No Way! - Really??"
Michelle responds "Shut Up....." (lets hope we get to find out whats been said there soon)
Marco comments that everyone has "had some drama today haven't they?"
Victor comments he hasn't had drama as such just "warm words"
Victor looks for the tea-cups
Emma comments that she has brought 200 fags in with her and she's only got 4 packs left.
Marco has brought 300 in with him, because he thought people would need them
Michelles asjks Victor "are you alright? What's happened" - we don't see whats happened though.
Someone who didn;t provie a name says "its all a fix if yah ask me"
Michelle asks Marco "Are you ok?" Marco says "Yeah! I'm fine today"
Michelle says "I wish that there wasn't the upset that there was today - I'm worried about the eviction now - are you?"
Marco says yeah he is - but they cant avoid these things can they?
Victor comments that "it's all very silent in here isn't it?"
Marco comments he is tired, but he slept well last night.
Michelle asks Emma - has Big brother got back to them on the Gimp night?
Emma responds no, and Michelle wonders if they should beg and explain the benefits of the "Gimp Night" to BB
Marco says "I can see Victor as like a club owner, with a leather pimp jacket, a big cigar and like 3 women around him"
Michelle says "I'm going to come out of here a lot thinner", Victor says "have you been eating them quill things you eat?"
Michelle says "Quorn?"
[Sound Cut]
Victor "qishe"
Michelle "aha"
Marco "You mean Quiche?"
Marco asks Stuart if he went to a London audition?
Stuarts reposnse is unheard...
01:30
Emma starts singing "Crazy Love"
Spike says: "Kitten will probably be thrown out tommorow and spend the rest of the time in the secret room..... Seems she can't lose" We shall see mate, we shall see
Victor joins in the song, and Michelle starts singing bits of the words
Stuart begins a conversation about Studio gangs with Victor, and marco seems shocked
robbo has emailed to say "big brother should let it slip to kitten that she is a ratings winner
or announce that 2 housemates arenow going due her behaviuor
she's has serious mental issues!!!!!!" 2 housemates - that would be an interesting argument....
In the middle of Victors coversation we hear screeching, and Kitten joins the group saying "I want to dance too, more, more, more"
now we head to an ad-break (01:34)
Samara Marawana Adams says "er marco wake up the handprints on the walls arent exeptional they are horrible....theyve totally made the house look rediculous and more messy. I think it is a fix too the way its all happened....i dont think the big brother is any eviler because kitten has gotten away with so much without her warnings she should have had all three ages ago....bb is being to nice!! get some more evilness what happened to making the housmates suffer!"
....and we are back (01:36)
We join Kitten and Emma going into the Diary room
Many thanks to "the_hut" for this bit of gossip and dedication - "Being able to rewind on the PVR and with turning the sound up, I can tell you that what Michelle whispered to Marco was: "I was cuddling up to him, right, and he had an errection." Although she didn't namecheck who she was talking about, the reaction when Victor walked in seemed to say it all. Obviously, this will all be repeated on E4 at 2.18!" cheers mate, very appreciated!!
Cris Brannigan replies to Spike with this: "Spike I very much doubt they'd put Kitten in the hidden room, if it's the room she saw then it's attached to the house and theres no way she'd stay quiet in there."
We hear Marco saying "He made me out to be a villian............at east he said it to my face"
[Sound Cut]
Marco "Kitten, the first thing she said was i'm really really sorry for ...." - sound becomes muffled
Kitten and Emma emerge from the Dairy room and Emma exclaims "Big Brother has enjoyed your recital tonight"
Emma and Kitten make their way into the Garden to tell Daniel what was said, Emma is extremely hyper and screeches "can you imagine being in the club right now"
Delta says "i reely dont think kitten should go into the secret room because if yah think about it no doubt instead of just watching she will bang on mirrors ect to get noticed...she shoud be banged up in a mental institution instead"
This is Big Brother - would Emma please come to the Diary Room
Michelle says "emma has a great singing voice but i she is so thick lol but so hilareous!"
Ann turns Big Brother into a fight club spin-off with "Rule One: There are no rules"
01:45
Emma emerges from the Diary room with the news "Dan I can't sing outside but come in here and shut the door"
Daniel has joined Emma inside and they are signing and dancing
Emma exclaims "Baby we need music!!!"
Emma runs up to Kitten trying to remember the lyrics to "Brother and Sister" to which Kitten replied "I don't know I just dance to anything"
Kitten has now joined in the "longing" to be in a club (I get the feeling by the end of this series we are all going to half half songs stuck our heads from Emma)
Ross Leport agrees "I agree with sSamara...Check the state of the walls. When i saw it i thought 'what have they done'. Did Big Brother not say anything to them? gawd"
Ann follows up with "Rule Two: Refer to Rule One" Very cryptic isn't it??
Michelle Fan comments "can i just say...who wouldnt get one next to michelle!!, hasnt victor got a g/f, when will dan admit hes part of a band?, emma is so hilarious singing in the garden muhahahaha" Hmmm have you been having some of what Emma is having?? - You've missed when will Nadia reveal her "secret"?
(01:50) and we're off to another Ad break
Claire is dissapointed that Emma just got asked not to sing in the Garden - she was hoping it was all going to "kick off" Me think's you're not the only one - whose waiting for that
robbo states "i cannot believe how calm they are all being with kitten and i dont believe they dont want to win the money" Yup and Kitten seems quite withdrawn doesn't she?
Maygem starts the discussion we have every year with "Does any one agree that bb highlights shows have missed out so much good stuff- replacing it with the boring stuff?" Unfortunately i've yet to actually see a highlights show so far this year - damn my busy schedule :)
Kitten and Emma are now discussing food (hmmm horrible flashback to last years BB)
Kitten explains she doesn like meat, but she doesnt eat it (what a strange statement)
Michelle Fan thinks that "I think if we didnt know nadias secret we wouldnt have guessed ourselves!"
LMAO robbo tries to put Dan out of his misery with "someone tell dan anita baker sang "sweet love"" Sorry guys hadn't got round to mentioning that Emma kept asking Dan who sang..... - to which Dan replied "that's going to keep me up all night now"
Gemma Atkins says "Why dont Digital:Spy invest in the online feed....with no adds thats what ive done and its great :)" They do and have, but the problem is I can't have Broadband till September and the Narrowband feed is no good for Live Updates......
Kitten and the others seem to be coming up with a plan to "schedule" what food they will have every day - like last year then!!
Right guys I shall leave you here at this most riveting point in the food discussion..... lol
Neil will be back at 8am to resume the Live Updates service
But that's it for tonight folks
Go and get yourselves some food (after all this talk of food I think I need to!!)
Thanks for all your comments
This is Andy signing off :)
Heres the last few emails before I go
Moley: "Ypu may have the wrong ed the skick (so to speak). Michelle was referring to Stuart during (or maybe just after) the "storytelling" they had earlier"
robbo: "i wonder if nadia has to shave???
to stay stubble free"
Maygem: "you shouldve watched it tonight lol Marcos cry was so funny-if yah ask me.
he looks such like Gollom from LOTR" I am hoping to get the E4 feed shortly - so I can keep up-to-date with stuff - but currently I do tis feed, go to bed, wake up tired, go to work, come home, have a nap, and then come back on here to do the feed.......
Right guys Night Night
Sorry back again - just noticed this email - that well really needs posting:
Spike: "a more serious problem -That nody has acturaly met head on... (except her girlfriend with awarding her stars for good behaviour and blue stars for bad...Signs of attention deficit disorderdo seem Ripe in Kat's mind. This woman has a serious mental problem. I really don't think she is FIT enough to take part in something like this. AND furthermore the money grabbing, desperardo group of ENDEMOL should have had the sense to see this. Kitten and my self had a LONG and lengthy aurgument during the auditions. AND I will continue.... Vanessa has NOT yet mentioned her love of blood sports....how diplomatic..."
Right deffinately going to bed now - night night
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