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Hi Guys, welcome to another hour of action from the Big Brother house!
It's Andy, here yet again to take you through the events as they happen......



Tonight's topic is going to be Who would you like to see Nominated and why?
email me and let me know


01:00
Michelle and Victor are in the Lounge, as is Marco, Nadia and Emma
Stuart is according to Michelle "out like a light"
Michelle goes off to make food, a Veggie Pizza
after a short discussion, she decides to make 2 Pizzas
Nadia is singing something in foreign
Marco says "I bet Dermot O'Leary is s**tting himself, in case he has to interview you!"
Marco joins in with Nadia singing in foreign
Emma joins in making foreign type noises
Nadia starts singing "I'm not in love"

Allan B Paised says "Ahmed must stay another week" Tell us why mate?

Michelle says she got loads of shampoo in her eyes when she was in the shower, and it's knacking...

bob barrows says "This is still isn't getting work done" and then follows up with "Who is Ahmed?".......hmmmm.......well........maybe you should explain these 2 emails?

Marco asks Victor if he would buy any of his records when he gets out of here and gets a "rap career", Victor says "This is no word of a lie......no I wouldn't"
Nadia and Emma are singing (unsurprisingly)
Emma wonders "I wonder what the viewers think of me?"
Nadia says "That you're a nutter!"
Emma is now singing "Santa Claus is Coming To Town"
Victor starts them off on "Last Christmas"
Now its "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

Allan says "He's acquired many skills that UK based HMs do not possess. Such as the ability to douche eyes to remove chemicals that may be useful to Michelle." That would be Ahmed you're referring to?

They are now singing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls
....."Who do you think you are?"
....."2 Become 1"

bob barrows says "We are meant to be working but are watching BB5....and is there an Ahmed in the house...seems hes climbed over the roof" Ahhh thats cleared things up.....mmmm well he's around sometimes - maybe he misses Kitten and feels withdrawn?

......"Scream if you want to go faster"

01:15

bob barrows exclaims "Theres a flight down in T2 ...best get off my bum" hmmm do you work in an Airport?

......."It's raining men"
Michelle comments that "you wouldn't go Halleluja it is *was* raining men"

(01:17) Ad Break

(01:19) and we're back

Allan says "Surely, Kitten was the first to sing Don't let your Son go down on me"

Nadia asks Emma does she know the words to Scream if you want to go faster and Emma says she doesn't
Nadia asks "why not? you know loads of songs"
Emma comments that "Geri's songs are cheesy"

Allan says "Bob made me laugh I thought I had spelled his name wrongly but he was just making a joke - I hope he's not my pizza boy - hes very late and my stomach is making noise"

Allan comments "This Bob better not make all the planes crash" hmmm what a surreal conversation we appear to be having again..... can you imagine the excuse? "well I was reading the live updates on Digital Spy.... it was the plane's fault anyway - I told it to wait for another 28 minutes while I finished what I was doing......" lmao

Allan comments "That Emma! I like cheese"

They are now talking about June Sarpong on T4
Marco comments he doesn't like Vernon much

Nadia is discussing everyone she likes, she mentions Kathy Burke
Emma just asked "Who is Kathy Burke"

Andy wonders: Where is Richard tonight???

01:30
They HM's are discussing various episode of Gimme Gimme Gimme

They are now discussing dribbling while asleep
Marco comments that once he woke up on an Airplane and realised he had fallen asleep in the bussom of the woman next to him
Victor comments on the flies always attacking him

RichardAKJ comments "Quote 'Emma joins in making foreign type noises'. So what's new? :)" Richard mate, nice to see you here, been wondering where you'd gone, next time you email how about providing an address - nice to get to know the regulars, and Emma isn't *that* bad

Allan asks "Is Kathy Burke Kitten's real name? Had she and Nadia met at the audition?"No Kathy Burke, is an Actress - well known as Perry in Kevin and Perry, and also Linda in Gimme Gimme Gimme

(01:38) Ad Break



Topic Email: Wayne comments "Hey, just to let you guys know, I am here and watching the updates. But I have to go bed soon.... so tired! Anyway, I want to see either Victor or Ahmed nominated, then I wouldn't be bothered which one got evicted... I don't like both of them. Victor is way too into himself and Ahmed is boring! Ahmed reminds me of the whole of last series of BB." Nice to see you again Wayne, good night mate, hope you sleep well - in this heat I know i'll find it hard to sleep, thanks for your comments on nominations, *shocked* wow you really think Ahmed is *that* bad.....



Allan comments "But Perry is Kitten's nickname in Brighton according to that JediBitch at PopBitch" ooooo interesting, didn't know that

RichardAKJ questions "did anyone figure out Dermot's 'Crisps' comment yet?" Well I got the impression his comment had something to do with his hands (or just one hand) and no eating......rigorous excerise.....but then I have a dirty mind.....PS what do you mean about the formatting? - doesn't matter I see what you mean.....

01:45
Marco comments that "Kelis" is a dirty sl*t for the lyrics of the song "Milkshake"
People are thinking about heading off to bed soon
Emma comments her Duvet looks dirty
and Marco comments "I need a wee"

Wayne comments "I know what you mean about the heat! It's awful!! About Ahmed, I just think he's SO boring! I don't know why, but like I said, he reminds me of BB4.. Nite all, looking forward to seeing who has been nominated later today!" Night Wayne, yup i'm quite excited about the nominations, I actually have no idea who people will nominate - not even a prediction...

Marco heads off to bed with Emma
Michelle and Victor are left on the couches in the Libing Area
Michelle asks "Who do you prefer Justin Timberlake or 50 Cent"
Victor gives a long round about answer that he likes 50 Cent because Justin Timberlake pretends to be someone he isn't, "he acts like a black guy, but he's not one"
Victor doesn't like seeing things become diluted with cheese!!
Michelle likes Justin Timberlake because of "Girly reasons"
Victor comments "Stuart looks better than Justin Timberlake"
Michelle is quick to agree!

Talk quickly turns to Nominaions

Allan responds "Is it not agreed that the media-savvy Dermot was referring to the canned Golden Wonder Crisp adverts that alluded to drugs?
Has the BB guy in the internet stream been sacked yet?
There seems to have been little media response to the incident."
Hmmm surprising isn't it? Normally the press are keen to pick up on the slightest mistakes - anything to show BB in a bad light - or embarrasing situations

RichardAKJ states "Quote 'Marco heads off to bed with Emma' Wow! Thought he was gay and all! :p

Nomination predictions? Ahmed, Emma and Victor."
Poor little Emma!!

Michelle and Victor are not *properly* talking about Nominations
Victor is asking really probing questions like
"How will you feel if someone you nominated, gets evicted"
and "how do you think you will feel if someone you want to go stays and hangs around for weeks"

Michelle asks "Who do you think at this stage is going to win?"

Erm....come on BB - Blatent rule breaking going on here!!

Sound Cuts

Nigel says "I would dearly like to know what that whole "crisps" nudge nudge thing meant" Well I suppose we will find out at somepoint, can't keep it covered up for ever!

Allan says "It is, I do not like Michelle. But would hope that Endemol would want to distance themselves from that man's sexist comments with a frank apology."

RichardAKJ hypothesises "Not seen this Golden Wonder ad! The only thing I can think it's refering to is 'Golden Brown' by the Stranglers. That was a euphamism for Heroin." nooooo I can't imagine my little dermie doing the hard stuff!!!! :(

OK folks on that note
it's time for Andy to head to bed
Night Folks

Neil will be back at 7am to resume the Live Updates service
until then - Sleep Well

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