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Andy: "Erm shouldn't Victor have been told of by Big Brother for discussing nominations and stuff by now. Or have Big Brother decided to be leniant and let them strategise till their hearts content."
Jimmy: "andy mate... u got that right on the spot! girls gota have some class in themselves like vanessa not jus look cheap and be used like michelle. gonna be tough for stu though with only 3 girls left who is he gonna get it on with? vanessa shell or nadia? mmmmm... i wonder"
Mr K: "pretty poor execution of what could have been an incredibly popular interactive service.
[Two feeds side by side: flip left and right to hear one or the other] it would have been great. Now it's just annoying. Especially since you cant hear or see what 'the bedsisters' are commenting on." It worked well last year, when you were able to see the housemates enjoying the reward room on one feed and the dejection of those who didn't make it in on the other.
Snozzwangler: "am I the first comment of the hour?" Not quite...
Greg: "Dan just heard something from the bedsit."
JS: "Michelle isn;t going to be happy that her Stu is part of the plan to eliminate the remainined members of the harem. Why hasn't anyone got a warning? There has been so much discussion about nominations it's a joke, particularly from Jason."
William: "Did you hear that??? Dan just announced that he heard some voices from the bed-sit.!!!!"
Andy: "Nadia, that would be absolutely hilarious. I can the headlines now aswell as Michelles reaction. hehe"
Loubie: "Andy and Jimmy, you sound like 1950s husbands! A girl can be whatever she wants. Although personally if I was Michelle I'd be really embarassed by my behaviour. But I expect she is too thick to realise how she is showing herself, family and friends up!"
Norah: "Dan and others are discussing voices from the bedsit."
00.01: Vanessa joins the discussion and says that Marco and Nadia are probably going to try and be nicer now. Jason tells her that the Jungle cats have a few allies in the house. This somewhat confuses Vanessa and she says "Look, just talk straight to me, I'm talking straight with you", as she leaves the room. "I'm just having a laugh man", Jason replies. from James
Mr K: "They were all just saying 'yeah, I'd like a chicken burger!' etc.. should have cut to Michelle going 'I wanna chicken bugger!' ;)"
Shaun: "Vic and Jay should get a warning from BB for discussin nominations."
Jonathan Golding: "Dan and others discussing the voices"
Andy: "What? What did Dan hear!???"
Thomas: "Dan discussing voices in the bedsit"
James: "Yeah, we really need two feeds. Its hard to follow what Michelle and Emma are commenting on, and it would be nice to see how they are reacting to this major bitching session."
Grace: "Dan and friends now know what is up with the bedsit"
Oisina: "The farce thickens!"
00.05: Ahmed found it funny when Jason told Marco to stop changing his tone. Ahmed tells Victor that he has just told Marco to swap places with Michelle then he would be happy. Jason does an impression of Marco "Darling, Darling, don't be strong!" from James
Mr K: "WHERE are people hearing Dan and other talking? We've been seeing and hearing the bedroom on Sky?????" I must confess I didn't hear anything, but then again I was watching a different programme at the time. ;)
Kathleen: "Dan is one smart cookie...he is now recalling the discovery of the bedroom by kitten last week"
Crankie: "Now they're hearing voices, paranoid little HMs!"
Andy: "1950's husbands!? Look i am just saying Vanessa is respectable and doesn't make a complete arse out of herself. Its clear Michelle has no self respect and cares only about winning and getting her tits out on page 3 of the sun. *shudders at the thought*"
Mr K: "How are you hearing Dan???? web??/ Sky?? Cable?? the camera run??"
Oisina: "Right that's it! The laminate strictly warned that if they were heard they were out on their ear!"
Snozzwangler: "Whoops the main house have heard the bedsit. Bye bye Michelle and Emma, it was fun"
Andy: "At this rate Michelle & Emma will hopefully be evicted from the bedsit and big brother compound altogether."
Shaun: "They should take the matresses out to end speculation" Good idea, Shaun.
Oisina: "I definately missed that one Kathleen - when and how did Kitten find the bedsit?" She saw it through the camera run at the end of last week, if I remember rightly.
00.07: Vanessa jumps onto Jason and then sits on his bed with him. She then asks him to explain what he meant by what he said earlier. "Don't be nasty", she tells Jason. They then go on to discuss how they would feel if someone nwe entered the house. from James
00.10: Update to the Daniel issue: Daniel now thinks he knows 100% that the bedsit is where Michelle and Emma are staying. He pieced two and two together, with hearing Davina saying "bedsit" during the live programme, Kitten discovering the secret room, and other such incidents. from Greg
JS: "I knew that Emma wouldn't be able to keep quiet for 4 hours let alone 4 days!!! It will ruin everything if the housemates know they haven't been evicted as they will guess they are being watched. "
00.12: Dan just whispered to someone (can't tell who it is, though...) that tomorrow, he'll peek into the secret room. from Greg
Oisina: "This has descended into a complete pantomine. How hard would it have been to completely sound-proof that room? They manage to do it to the diary room...did they run out of egg boxes?"
Jimmy: "can someone fill me in with what the hareem is?? and also if dan is hearing voices from the bed-sit does this mean michelle and emma r gonna be evicted? i'd like 2 be seeing the back of michelle's head!" The harem is the name given to the quartet of Marco, Emma, Nadia and Michelle.
Juicy: "Sounds to me as if Marco and Nadia are favourties to be evicted next, especially Marco. Too much discussion of future nominations and Jason and Victor trying to influence others."
Angie: "In answer to Dotty's question who asked for the name of the soundmen. There was only one name for the sound supervisor who is called Oliver France." Well, in my opinion Mr France should be held accountable for tonight's cock-up and sacked accordingly.
Joey: "There has been more bitchiness in the first 2 weeks of BB5 than in the whole of the last series. I think Stuart is the only person who hasn't bitched about anyone - yet!"
Jimmy: "WOW dan is clever!"
00.12: The group discuss how empty the bedroom now feels. Jason say's it is because of the huge personalitys that Emma and Michelle were. With calls from the Hosuemates that they may be boring Ahed announce that "we need some snogging from you two," pointing at Jason and Vennsea. This triggers alot of laughter as Jason goes on to discuss how Ahmed is a bit like the film "the mask" from James
Oisina: "It's not so much that Dan is particularly smart as such...as BB production team thick!"
Jay: "Dan now said that he believes one or both of them will come back in. Great, it's all ruined." I'll echo Mr K's comment of - where are you seeing this? It's not on the E4 feed.
Oisina: "So they can actually see the bedsit room too! I can't bear this. I thought it would be a such a great idea....totally ruined by (to quote someone else an hour ago) a low budget student type production!"
Greg: "Daniel is now trying to listen for more voices...i wonder if he'll catch any?"
Steven: "Dan's listening for voices."
Laurie: "Stupid Michelle and Emma; dan's listening for more voices."
Andy: "Im really tiring of Stuart's Mr Nice Guy image."
Frank: "Dan still listening"
Melissa: "dan is smirking as he pieces together waht's happening."
Oisina: "Kitten got turfed out for rule breaking so shouldnt BB be consistant and give these dopes at least a warning for discussing nominations and blatent swaying of opinion?"
Loz: "Just becos they know about the bedsit dusn't mean they wont bitch. they wont know how long the girlz will be in there 4. their not gonna be careful about wot they say 4 all that time. they have no proof do they n they dnt know 4 sure they'll be comin bak in the house"
Greg: "I'm seeing it on the C4 website..don't know how!"
Jimmy: "ahmed is giving me ultimate joke. by the way jason.. is there another live update after 1, or r u going to sleep?" Andrew will be on hand with more from 1.30.
Andy: "Its Dan-The-Man to the rescue. He will be my hero if he hears stuff and gets those 2 evicted for real."
00.16: Vanessa asks Ahmed when he is going to snog Shell. This sends Ahmed into laughter. However Victor says him "I don't think she is the type of girl to have a romantic relationship with anyone on TV", Ahmed replies "Yeah, but a snog today and a song tommorow.." This again sends the group into laughter. They ten go onto sleeping with Nadia. Victor says "I think their will be too much Jaw, man" from James
Jimmy: "dont emma and michelle know dan is trying 2 listen to them? they r soo stupid, they shud jus shut up init?!"
Oisina: "If they were to go into the diary room they'd probably find that the door was open to the bedsit too....wouldn't surprise me!"
00.20: Victor warns Ahmed that Marco and Nadia is probably going to try and befriend him and not to change his mind on him. Ahmed basically agrees from James
Jenna: "I wonder if Dan will tell everyone, or let this be a secret between him and whoever he was talking to earlier?"
Jordan P: "Hmm...Great viewing. Daniel is one coy fellow, eh?"
James: "Were is everyone hearing this about Dan? Its not on E4 and I can confirm its not on the webfeed either." I've had a look in the last few minutes and it's not on the web, so perhaps they've just taken it off? It's not usual for the webfeed to carry different coverage to the E4 feed.
Jimmy: "oh come on loz, get real! obviously they will be coming back, otherwise the HM's must be stupid! i mean surely dan and co dont think thy've been put in2 the bed-sit to analyze them and then head back home and say hi 2 family?!?! but i do agree that that will not stop the bitchin!"
Oisina: "Are there any more live shows on C4 tonight? I dont have E4" Yep, there's one at 1.30am.
Anonymous: "What room are Dan etc in ? If they're in the bedroom they won't be able to hear anything from the bedsit."
Ed: "I guess i'm a little late, i was just goign to post that daniel know's about the Bedsit!!!!!"
Oisina: "Any reaction to Victors "jaw" comment from Bedsite "Bitches"?" It's been a while since Emma and Michelle were last shown, actually.
00.23: Victor "I would be very suprised if I didn't hear those two names come up," Dan then enters then room. from James
Jimmy: "andy mate i think we have the same opinions! michelle outa the house 4 GOOD!"
Yvonne: "C'mon bb! Do something about dan! Or evict Michemma."
Oisina: "Would BB please wake up, please wake up?"
Jimmy: "by the way guys a little update... u no michelle is bitching about the 2 blonde bombshells! ... pure jealousy! jus cuz they r preety and shes a slag!"
00.24: We go to the bedsit as Big Brother open the hatch to the girls. They have packets of crisps, instant mashed potato and Pot Noodles, which quite pleasantly surprises the girls. from James
Oisina: "You'd need to be thick NOT to suss it out. It's worse than Inspector Clueless!"
Loz: "Jimmy i didn't mean that i meant they dont know when they'll be cumin bak in the house. it cud be weeks or even rite at the end of the series"
Dave: "The bed sit is completely the other side of the house isnt it so how could they be hearing voices - unless the sound man has been drinking again"
Anonymous: "eviction eviction -they have been discovered -whats the betting BB will "chicken" out and let them back in instead - crock of Sh*t!"
Jimmy: "im glad HM's r been friendly to ahmed. even when the eviction was annoncued, jay and van gave him a hug! that was sweet"
Anonymous: "Dan isn't listening any more."
Andy: "This is Big Sister, would Big Brother please get a grip!"
Oisina: "BB5, Evil? More like soft touch!"
00.29: As the girls rummage through the supplies that Big Brother have supplied they seem very happy with the basic food that Big Brother has supplied. from James
Jimmy: "has everyone heard about the saturday night challenge??!! man big bro is mean! "
Andy: "Pot Noodle?, Instant Potatoes? Eugh!"
Oisina: "Mmmmmm, top class food for top class dudes!"
Liz: "I know I'm being VERY pedantic but can James PURLEASE say definitely when he means definitely and not defiantly, had a very heavy night last night, still suffering, can't cope with any confusion. Thanks . (Liz, The annoying pedant)."
Jimmy: "i see loz! maybe dan's pretending to hear voices to get them kicked out!! actually i supose he doesnt know wat will actually happen if he hears them or not! but still way to go man!"
Oisina: "Yeah, so evil! Doh!"
Mr K: "Surely it's the same edit/feed as the E4 one???? I havent seen or heard Dan for ages!"
Jimmy: "stu seems 2 be gettin over it pretty quickly! haha and who said he likes michelle?"
Oisina: "Emma and Michelle probably think they are in the Ritz right now!"
John: "Maybe this Dan thing is a hoax. Is it, Jason?" I don't know, because all I saw was the bedroom on E4.
Jimmy: "who thinks it would be funny if dan and jay got it on? by the way are the HM's gettin drunk 2nighht?" They have alcohol but not many of them seem keen to drink it.
Oisina: "Wot's Chicken Lickin Stew doin' then?" Discussing nominations with Victor and Jason.
Dave - the forum isn't down but it's running slowly.
00.33: Jason, Stuart and Victor continue to discuss surviving in the house. They try to work out how many people will be left in the final week and then go on to discuss someone else entering the house. Stuart adds that it was good that Michelle and Emma left the house together. Jason and Victor confirm that they were very surprised when Michelle was announced as being up for eviction. If Dan does know about the Bedsit he certainly hasn't told them. from James
Jimmy: "do you think emma and michelle wil survive the bedsit?" How do you mean survive? Not get chucked out for making too much noise? If so, I think that's doubtful.
Andrew: "I doubt it's a hoax. I mean, look at all the people that verified that they saw it."
Oisina: "Is the diary room still private for people or do the bedsit babes get to see/hear what goes on in there too?" Again, we don't know although it could be...
Mr K: "I'm watching E4 AND the CH4 broadband webfeed and I havent seen or heard Dan talking about hearing anything. BUt I DID hear him say alot earlier about realising they shouldn't have heard the word 'bedsit."
Darrah: "How could it be a hoax?"
David: "Dan seems quiet about knowing about the bedsit." As the saying goes, "knowledge is power".
Jimmy: "jason, quick question? who's ur fave big brother 5 girl?" Shell.
Phil: "What will happen if Dan does look through at the bedsit tomorrow and sees Emma and Michelle? The whole idea will be a disaster!" Well, it didn't have the most auspicious start tonight...
James: "Sorry Liz, I'm using a spell checker and it seems to be changing it to defiantly instead of definitely," Spell checker, eh? Now there's professionalism.
Jimmy: "i think someone in here just made up the whole dan hearing voices thing"
Phil: "Couldn't all the different people actually be one person with lots of names? (No, that's not what I'm doing...)" Possibly - people can draw their own conclusions.
Lex: "Jason, do you think Michemma will be evicted due to Dan's overhearing? Or only if Dan tells everyone?" While we don't know whether it definitely did happen, I don't think they will.
Zannis: "How to you get channel 4 broadband to see the house live?" Go to channel4.com/broadband...
Jimmy: "i'm a little baffled ... will both girls get kicked out if only ONE of them makes noises?" I imagine yes, as it would alert the housemates to both of them.
00:40 Daniel is shown in the Main living area having a discussion with Nadia, Marco and Shell. They are discussing what they had written on their application forms about their biggest hates. Shell had written on hers that she cannot stand people who are physically aggressive and use they masculinity to put their point across (cough, Victor) from James
Dave: "Even if Dan does know then when Emma & Michelle start calling the shots from the bedsit then he might only assume they're doing that and not coming back in. Knowledge might be power but he doesnt have it all"
Jimmy: "wat are the girls up to at the moment? all that seems to be happening is jay vic and stu discusiin nominations" They're chatting on the sofa about the ramifications of tonight's result.
Oisina: "C4 webiste news mentioned that Michelle and Emma have been speaking about Shell and Vanessa bitching about them. Both reckon that Shell has a game plan?!?!" I think she'd be led on by Vanessa having a game plan more than having one herself...
Kathleen: "Will this go on the top news tomorrow? I think it's pretty deservant." Deservant?!
Jimmy; Shell and Ahmed is still married but living apart from his wife.
00.45: Vanessa, Shell, Marco, Dan, Nadia and Ahmed are discussing the type of person they said they'd hate to be in the house with. They think BB wanted conflict and not romance this year. Dan admits he said he hated screaming mincing gay guys. Marco says "Really!" Dan quickly reassures him saying he's not like that-he doesn't bitch about people behind their back as he cannot stand that! Shell says she hates bitchy girls and Vanessa agrees! It's all very interesting. from Joey
Richard AKJ: "It will be interesting to see how the Michelle Stuart thing changes over the next few days."
Jimmy: "i dont think dan has heard anything as he hasnt said anything "
Oisina: "Dave: Would have thought Jon Tickle would have taught them that it probably would happen!"
00.45: Ahmed asks Vanessa what her first impression of him was. Vanessa tells Ahmed that she didn't really have one. Shell tells Ahmed that she thought he was a law student, but of course since the Ahmania has started she doesn't know what to think. from James
Jimmy: "will this be the only fake eviction?" Probably, as it could really only work once.
BB4: "I can't wait to see Victor's face when the girls come back in. Even better when he's nominated for eviction next week (two votes for victor from the bedsit girls)"
00.48: The group are discussing their first impressions of people. Someone says goodnight, not sure who it was. Daniel and Shell's first impression of Nadia was the "Rich Diva" from James
Greg: "I admit...it was me all along. I made up the Dan thing with multiple personas. It was a hoax." Well there you are.
Jimmy: "SHELL and ahmed?? i didnt know shell was married?!?! i knew vanessa was married but got divored even though she doesnt know wat she is at the moment...but shell? i thought she just had a long term boyfriend not a husband!"
Dave: "Jason you said "Shell and Ahmed is still married" - Didnt think she was his type" Ah, I really should've put a comma in there but I have been on for 4hrs 53mins, you know...
Phil: "Vanessa and Shell seem to spend their whole time bitching about others. Talk about ironic... "
Jimmy: "i wonder what it will be like when michelle and emma come bk in2 the house...thats IF they come bk!"
Oisina: "I strongly suggest that the BB Production Crew wake up and put an immediate end to this farce. "
Jimmy: "bb4... you think michelle will nominate vic? i thought them 2 got on" Did you not hear what he said to her at the end of the highlights on tonight's nightly show?
Oisina: "Greg...Rumplestiltskin, whatever....bog off!"
Vanlover: "jason... is anything happening between jay and van yet/tonight?" Well, they're chatting now...
Jimmy: "greg you had our hopes up high"
Mike: "Vanessa is a pain the bum, she goes on and on and on about this and that...WHO cares about her cartier watch and that she can rugby tackles boys. She says she does not like bitchy girls!!! But what does she do every day!!"
00.53: As Victor and Stuart prepare themselves something to eat the discussion continues on the blue sofa. We then cut to Jason and Vanessa who are having a conversation in the bedroom. Jason says, "I'm not being shallow, but I thought they would put in more good looking people," Vanessa adds that she isn't really that into how she looks... Jason lets off a little snigger. "Things will go to plan next week," Jason tells Vanessa. Vanessa tells Jason that she won't get closer to Jason as she saw what happened to Stuart and Michelle tonight. Jason suggests that the public will like their relationship though. "It will be like, will they or won't they?", Vanessa doesn't seem to agree. from James
Jimmy: "NO! wat did vic say to michelle at the end of highlights???" Something like "if you stay I'll be watching you", I think...
BB4: "Will Emma and Michelle be able to nominate next week. We were told they were exempt from being nominated but not if they could nominate other HM's. " It seems likely that they will be able to nominate, yes.
Oisina: "Watch out Mike, Jimmy may accuse you of being jealous of Vanesssa's good looks! LOL"
Jimmy: "i bet michelle is gonna nominate vic and van (cuz she HATES van) and emma is gonna nominate vic and mmm i'm not sure possibly dan?! or jay?"
OK, we'll end things there for the time being; thanks for your updates and e-mails and Andrew will be back to bring you more in half an hour.
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