14.00 - 15.00
Also Claire is feeling poorly, so get rid of that sinus trouble soon Claire.We wish you well and hurry back.
So, as we enter the final stages of BB5, I'm going to pose the question asked on E4 a couple of days ago, the last time I was watching the Live Feed- "Have you changed your mind about any of the HM's and why?"
Before I start, some of your messages from the last couple of hours :
Biggles : ta ta Michelle it has so not been fun to see you delegate females down to the gutter..and all that bossiness..bet she wa a school bully..no loss..Stu is a real dip for aiding and abetting her in the end...it too could be his downfall next week... she is not staying..enuff is enuff.she is a horrible person..not misunderstood.. just plain toxic
annie : Didnt team handsome say Denise Richards as in the actress??
Sender: juls : Michelle is more to be pitied than scorned I think - she is obviously going through the most appalling jealousy pangs and has no resources to cope with them. I hope she does leave tonight as I can't bear to watch the poor lass suffer any more - a week of Stu-free time might give her some perspective. After all, even if she stays she is not going to win. I hope that Stu comes to his senses and realises that Michelle doesn't seem ready to manage a real relationship yet - her insecurity will drive him crackers no matter how laid back he is. Do them both a favour and vote her out tonight.
Susie : All those people who complain that MeMe has been shown in a bad light and that Jason's a git - question - how do you know that Jason's not being shown in a bad light? When he does talk to the others, he's quite funny. Fact is, they're all being edited to some extent, so don't use bad editing as an excuse for MeMe's behaviour!
Tracey : Michelle is really irritating to watch because of her obsession with Stu, but I think she is this bad cos everyone lets her get away with it. I voted her out this week, but am regretting it now. I wish Stu would go. It would give him a week to clear his head and find out what his true feelings are for M, and she could have a week to get her head sorted.....and she would have spent the week worrying what he was up to.
DIdn't anyone else here Stu's mates say the girl was Denise Richards?
Unclesid : After a hate campaign generated by the media and supported by the idiots who chair the E-forum and BBLB.
I fail to understand the surprise which is being expressed at the change around between Michelle and Jason.
It only goes to show that the winner is already decided and negative editing will be used by Channel4 to ensure they get what they want.
There is little point in voting any more,the whole thing is predetermined.
Incidentally your reports have not managed to avoid the infection of the hate campaign,which is disappointing.
Not sure who you're getting at there, but that's one of the joys of giving up your time to Update people, you can still have your own opinion, I think we all have our different favourites. It's very boring if we just wrote what's happening. Something like I'm watching now, would result in a blank screen
jahpritch : I want MEEECHELLE eveicted for the simple pleasure of seeing her face inflate like a puffer fish when she hears her name and the instant freefall into her raving on about 'why me? I've done nothin, why me? I've not upset anyone, why me? I've bin gettin on with all the tasks like - not like some people I could mention...
and then the tears and her desperate attempt to lay down the rules to Stuart in the last remaining seconds before she leaves the BB house to raptuous BOOING!!
BooBoo : I think we have played this all wrong! What would have been more fun, would have been to campaign for Stu to be evicted from the house, leaving Bunny Boiler in the house to turn herself into something even more demonic with her worries over what her chicken Stu was doing outside of the house with all the other girls in the world.
It's a bit deathly dull at the moment. The HM's have been given their suitcases but dont know why. Stu thinks it might be for a joke, but, obviously, they have no absolute knowledge that they're all up for eviction. Stu asked BB, but obviously they didn't answer him.
Dan, clad in white dressing gown, sans hood, is busy folding up his clothes. I make this even stevens in the number of times he, Nadia and Michelle have packed...am I right? He is called to the DR.
The camera pans to the girls sunning themselves. Michelle thinks that Shell is going to be cuddling up to Scott tonight, (before you jump, she wasn't saying that Shell was taking the walk of shame, I came in mid conversation)
Shell says she was going to be called Jemima, which she would have preferred. Ewk! reminds me of Jemima Puddleduck from Tales of Beatrix Potter.
Oh joy, this is going to be an exciting hour. Shell has just said she's going to chill out in her bed. Michelle is braiding her hair, while Nadia paints her nails. Stu is singing. It's all go!
GatesheadGirl : I have changed my mind about Michelle. At first, she was just there, then she became annoying (around about fright night), then I took a like to her (following Emma's eviction), now, I find her annoying and would rather she leave tonight as it would make better entertainment than watching dullard Jason walk out. Talking of which, I've never had a change of mind about him - I've always found him repulsive!
That pretty much echoes my journey with her Gateshead Girl. Shame, she does herself no favours.
Mike : Eviction day and just one more week to go before the final (I can't believe BB is so near the end). Anyway tonight i'd like to see Jason to go. While Michelle has got on my nerves this week I think he should go because it's not like he wants to be there really. And also Dan is getting on my nerves by keep saying he don't want to win. Ok you've made your point that you don't want to win (well so he says). Ok I don't mind Dan but it just gets on my nerves him keep saying every other day.
Tracey : I agree with BOOBOO... we should have got STu out and let M work herself into a state about what he is up to. It would probably have done ther the world of good, as she needs space to sort her head out. I think the girl is having mental problems.
bored_at_work : ok... I am a Michelle supporter, but also a realist. I am resigned to the fact that she is leaving and actually think it will be good for her to have her night all to herself, get to the gym and look her best for when Stu comes out. Not that it really matters- she is surely the one we will all remember?
I'm sure that she will be the stand out contestant of BB5...it's very rarely the winner. Stand by for Michelle's baps coming to a tabloid near you! oh and a few Heat and OK exclusives as well.
14.15 - 14.30
There's nothing to report, apart from desultory snips of song, as the HM's relax, either in bed, or in the garden.
Nadia wants one of the robes (have I missed something, why have they got white towelling robes?) as Dan rails at the camera following him about. Nadia and Dan are teasing Shell, who is not visible except for a lump in the bed. They still are worrying about what is happening tonight. Nadia says she's ready to go, as Dan says he cant hear any clanging which they normally hear when they're building the stage.
Dan asks Nadia who she was expecting to see in her message. She mentions Andy, but says he knows he woudn't be there, as the camera cuts to the lovebirds in the LA. M is scraping her hair back, as Stuart looks at her like a love sick puppy. All those who think this is a one way thing should watch the Live Feed. Stu is besotted, and it shows!
Popsicle : Don't worry about lack of coverage, it's been great getting any at all! This is the first year I've seen this site and it's been absolutely brilliant!
I know Michelle's being a bit scary and annoying but please vote Jason out tonight - he's determined not to make an effort with any other housemates and the whole experience just means so much more to Michelle.
blondie : Bored_at_work: I agree! Michelle may be irritating at times, but startig a relationship in such an enclosed environment would drive anyone up the wall! Jade didn't win BB3, but she is the only one that has actually done anything since then - let's hope Michelle has the same opportunities...
Bones : GET THE BOIL IN THE BAG BUNNY OUT - poor Stu he seems such a great bloke and yet Michelle has made him look like a pathetic weak man! Get her out and save Stu from this desperate sad & paranoid girl.
I think Stu & Shell should play spin the bottle and get her so boiled that she lashes out and causes some half decent entertainment, she is an embarrassment to women. GET HER OUT!
vikylou : Yeah we will all remember Michelle. But unfortunately it'll be in the same way we remember Jade - as a bit of a freak. Get her out before she annoys us all to death
Susie : For anyone who's still in doubt, it was definitely Denise Richards that TH mentioned in their video, I heard it myself. Unfortunately, MeMe either didn't hear it, or didn't realise that Denise Richards is an actress, hence her rather OTT reaction!
he he, what would she say if she knew she was the first black person to be Miss America!
magjick : Did anyone catch Stupids comment about 11.20..last night about ,"Wow like whats the latest BB eviction time?" JA.. "about 10"...Stupid" Wow so to night is going to be the latest ever" .Ja reminded him it was Thursday
GatesheadGirl : Michelle will be first out of the 6, but she'll be one of the richest once she's out - the media will be falling over to sign her up.
Lexy : Hi Tally! I changed my mind about Michelle too. Up until about 2 weeks ago I thought she was fun and kind and just a nice girl, especially her patience with Emma. I thought bless her for being so insecure and wearing her heeat on her sleeve but now she's gone bonkers. Her possession of Stu is just frightening - the boy would have more freedom in a locked cage. BUT, I have to say, as a few people have pointed out, Stu encourages her and responds to her so we can't just blame Michelle. I've always disliked Jason so want him out double bad. I like Nadia - she's very funny and bubbly but I think BB are spoling her with the secret supplies of nicotine. Without that she's like a spoilt child. I like Dan the most - he's funny but can be serios, he's compassionate and an all-round nice guy. Dan to win! Please let jason go tonight - he doesn't deserve to be there anymore -he's been a bully and is now an anti-social beggar! I watched Ch4 highlights last night and thought he was so rude telling the others that he just didn't want to mix with them. Show him the door, the ignorant, ugly man! Phew!
14.30 - 14.45
M and Stu are talking nonsense as she's in the kitchen. Something about sausages. Chicken is making sure her Stu is well fed, I think. She's wearing a white robe too. I presume that I've missed a pampering session or something. It's so frustrating not being able to watch BB when you want...I sympathise with all those on rations. The Highlights show isn't a fair representation, although I think it's not been as grossly edited as previous years.
The HM's are sitting on the sofa waiting for an announcement. They think, probably correctly, that it'll be about the Eviction! They all look very tense. (well except for Jason, as he's not there). "Come on, Bring it on" shouts Nadia at BB.
orange ball : stu-pid is too mellow about anything, mEshelle is just happening and he just accepts it.
Nadia shows its an act by ensuring her make up is done for the "close up reaction" they are expecting to big brothers news
Badger : Unclesid....whilst I agree with u 2 a certain degree, u can't get away from the fact the MeMe IS actually doing the things that r annoying us so much.
All the HM's have irritating traits;
Nadia is a wailing moody so and so
Shell is just boring and lifeless(imho)
Stu is spineless for the most part but I find him funny when he's in character
Jason is boring as hell and whats with the gurning!!!!
Dan....can't think of anything bout him, does anyone find him irritating at all?
ger : If Michelle does go tonight, has anyone thought that maybe Jason might still walk out?? He has really worked himself up that he is going tonight
orange ball : dan looks like hes seen it all before, jason seems like he doesnt care, stu-pid is still smoking something from his mellowness, mEshelle is still paranoid anything she does isnt liked by the others, or anything they do is about her, nadia is about to get stressed or "pee pee her panties" and shell, shell who cares.
sparkly_roy : Hi there - wicked updates, thank you! Isn't Denise Richardss the actress that's married to Charlie Sheen? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000612/
Ah, could be. I was thinking of someone else, though I thought her name was Denise Richards?
14.45 - 15.00
They screech with laughter as Stu impersonates BB. Jase is finally there. As we come back from an ad break, they are still waiting on the sofas. I feel sorry for them, the amount of hanging around they have to endure...still, their choice. Nobody forced them to apply for BB. Jase is in a white towel. So not a good look for 3 o'clock in the afternoon. There's absolutely nothing happening, so I'll change hours, get Mother a drink and be back in 3 (as Dermot would say!!)