16:00 - 17:00
16:00 - 16:15
They wonder what happened when Stu was in the DR being evicted - they think Davina would have spoken to him directly. Cue another Shell/Davina impression.
Nadia and Shell go outside for a ciggie. Dan thinks they are in for another thunderstorm. They comment on the difference between inside and outside - "It's like stepping into an oven!" Dan says as he walks outside.
Nadia complains again about not being put down as one of the best-looking hm's. Dan says she and Jason are like peas in a pod, giving exactly the same reactions to that.
Shell rolls them all ciggies. Ironic really that three smokers are left with the most anti-smoking hm!
Dan wonders how the loo door thing works, then describes how he managed to think he'd shattered the glass of one of the doors.
They comment how quiet the house is now, which leads to a chat about Blues Brothers.
Shell says that if she has to pack she's going to lay out all her cases on the double bed, and warns Nadia not to nick any of her stuff, jokingly!
Dan wants some "naturel fireworks" when he leaves like the storm they had a few days ago.
BTW, my blokie just rang from Staines and says there's a huge storm there right now, so very close to the BB house area, and I've heard it's moving norht, so it could well hit them.
Lew: "Big thanks again, i've said it already but no harm in saying it again, for the DS:BB team's efforts in keeping us informed on all the happenings. I found about DS:BB last year and always have to come back to it. You're the best guys and gals :D" Ta muchly!
Bexy: "my fav moment only happened this week when BB kept callin nadia to the DR...she didnt have a clue bless her!! sooooo funny!"
Nadia2Win: "Fave moments have to be... Nadia showering in her heels giggling at her new cone-shaped hair-style (genius!), Dan's comedy one-liners (who'd forget "psychopath"?!), Emma repeatedly falling out of her top in the bedsit, and the J.C.s pacing the lawn together singing "It's such a perfect day"! PLEASE everyone vote- don't leave it up to fate or you might be disappointed... "
Daniel Kilkelly: "My favourite moment was Victor's first nomination of Nadia, which was hilarious. Other than that, Kitten refusing to go to the DR on the second night. PS - Claire, my comments yesterday were true and from the heart!" Awwwww, I luff ya too!
Chrisy J: "Since I'm off work tomorrow I thought I'd take the chance to thank all you DSBB DJ's for your hard work in keeping us up to date with the house! And happy belated Birthday Tally" Thanks
ger: "Just a thought but does anyone think any of the evictees might come in to the house to collect their awards???????? Or am I just getting over excited???" The latter methinks
BBobsessive: "Anyone else been manically taping BB highlights to stop next week's withdrawal symptoms?! Seriously, what do you do?(other than get a life!) This is the first time I've been a BB obsessive...Help! Many thanks ds:bb from all BB obsessives w/o E4- would have been tough w/o you :-)" Glad to have been of service!
16:15 - 16:30
Shell says she likes Jay a lot but she's never found he's remotely attractive - she doesn't like muscles like that. Dan adds it's his aggressive personality as well that affects attraction.
Things go quiet on the decking, Shell looking like she's snoozing.
Dan describes where he lives - a 2-bed terraced house for £150 a month. He talks about house prices in Hull - 32K for a terraced house - Shell is amazed, then sound is cut.
Dan then describes his Mum's house, which sounds lovely. Down south it would be £750K but it is only worth about £300K up north. Nadia asks about jobs and wages up north compared to the south. Dan confirms it is generally less.
Shell pays £220 pcm for one room only. She says right now it suits her fine.
Nadia thinks that Dan lives near the sea, but he's infact 20 miles away. They discuss the best beaches in the UK. Shell thinks the hebridean coast is better than the mediteranean coast, the weather often as hot and the beaches cleaner. This causes Dan to talk about the Gulf Stream.. Shell tells Nadia about the beaches on the east coast of Scotland.
She says she really misses the coast, especially as she used to live right next to one.
"Thunder" they all say, althoug it's not audible to us. I did say they'd get it didn't I :D
Dan is going to go and bleach his head. Shell goes to the loo.
16:30 - 16:45
Nadia sits alone on the decking eating another bowl of Jay's pasta.
Shell and Nads then disappear into the loo for Nadia to show shell her eviction outfit. They call Dan in from the bathroom where he's spearding peroxide all over his scalp. He says "beautiful!". Although BB can see what's happening in the toilet they are wisely not breaking Nadia's wish to keep the outfit secret and don't show us.
Jason, sat in the bedroom, hears the noise coming from the bathroom and comes in to find out what's happening. He and Dan natter, moving into the bedroom. Jason asks if the hair dye for him is mixed up - it isn't but Dan says as soon as he's done his own hair he'll do Jays.
Nadia emerges and asks Dan if he really liked the dress as his face was serious. he says he did, and would have been honest with her if it didn't or made her look bigger or anything.
Nadia fishes for more compliments and Shell says "Coast dresses are always good". Aha! Jason goes into the kitchen and gets some water. It's a bit of a shame as today he really seems to be making an effort with the others and they just keep him out each time.
Outside Shell and Nadia talk about beatutiful dresses they have seen. Shell realises that she will catch the end of the summer sales, which she is looking forward to. She wants to get herself some high heels and new mascara. OK, that'll take 20 minutes, what else????
Shell asks Dan "why do old ladies get blue rinses?" Dan says it's one of lifes unanswered questions. He says some have a different colour each week.
Blondie: "Favourite BB moment for me was Jason nearly hurling when he drank the fish guts - pulling that awful exercise face in the process - I laughed my back off for hours at that!
Don't know what I'm going to do next week with no DS:BB - actually do what I'm paid for I suppose! Thanks to everyone who has kept me informed during the day for the last 10 weeks - you're all stars!! xXx"
Emu: "Aw, come on, tell us your nickname, otherwise we'll never be sure if you're telling the truth about Delia ;-)
Thanks for all your work this series, along with the other updaters. Like others I seem to coincide with your shifts most often so you get a special thanks - even if you are too mean to share your pic/nick (heh, picnic...) ;p" Awww, thanks, but flattery will not make me tell - I'd like to keep a little of my anonymity!"
Nicky T: "My fondest memory of Big Bro 5 has to be the return of the Bedsit Babes. It was the 5 minutes that followed there return which had me in stitches. The look of the Jungle Cats was a picture, esp Jason in the woman panto outfit!
My second best memory was Nadia confronting Van and Dan over the foodfight! Quality!
I think its been one of the best Big Bro's in my opinion. Thanks DS:BB team for committing so much time and effort to the cause. Bet your glad to be rid soon! ha ha" Not at all! Like you I'm not sure what I'll do with myself!
16:45 - 17:00
Shell asks if hood hairdryers still exist - Dan confirms they do and why they're used.
They move on to grey hair and how it can look really good, giving Judi Dench as an example. She asks if you can bleach grey hair and Dan says you can. Shell says her Mum she wasn't able to. Dan explains about the sort of tints he would use on grey hair.
Shell finishes her ciggie with a quarter left, which makes them remember when they had to smoke whatever.
Shell is still convinced there will be an eviction tonight. She goes and gets her hair straighteners and brings them out to do her hair with the others on the decking.
Dan sitting with white paste all over his head is quite comical really isn't it!
Sian: "Thanks for helping me through my boring day's at work, finding this sight was excellent! Fav thing about BB5 was the diverse characters, I have really liked the format this year. The last couple of days has been hilarious with the 'mole', no hot water and then evicting Stu. Lets hope its more the same next year! Thanks to you all at DS:BB!"
Blondie: "All those anti Stu/Michelle people who think the relationship was all one sided, check out his press interview on BB5 website. Here's a couple of questions asked:
Press: Can you explain your feelings for Michelle?
Stu: Obviously I'm very serious about the girl. I haven't even seen her yet really - I can't wait to see her.
Press: Do you see you and Michelle in a long-term relationship?
Stu: Yeah, I really do.
Say no more...
Rachel_honey: "Thank to all the DS:BB for the live updates, I don't have E4 so it's been interesting learn what a difference a bit of editing makes!"
Frances: "Favourite moment has to be Dan trying to broker peace after the Foodfight:
Dan: Jason - have you got any pants on under your robe?
Dan: Then keep your legs together!"
Maureen: "I know her nickname but she doesn't know the nickname I use on the DS:BB forum :p" Easy to find out Mo, easy to find out ;) BTW, Maureen is a really good RL friend of mine.
Jos: "Dan's a hairdresser and he doesn't know about blue rinses!! Blue enhances grey hair to brighten it up, but hairdressers over do the blue so it finishes up blue. Same theory as "dolly blue" for whitening net curtains.I remember this from my grandmother not personal use bye the way."
That's all from me today folks. I hope to be back tomorrow but I have a hospital appointment about my broken spine tomorrow morning and they've threatened that they might give me some treatment requiring sedation/a mild GA, in which case I'll probably be too dopey to manage to type. However, if they don't I'll be here as normal bringing you the afternoons action from the BB house on the final day of BB5! I'll defintiely try to pop in later in the evening just to say my goodbyes to you all if I'm not here in the afternoon, even if my blokie has to do the typing for me!
Have a good evening all, Neil will be here in a hour to bring you more updates!