Housemates stage their own talent show

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The housemates held a talent show this evening, after drinking the alcohol Big Brother had provided.

The 'Big Brother Factor' began with Mohamed and Rachel as presenters, while Dennis, Rex and Luke were chosen as the judges.

However, Rachel and Mohamed didn't last long and were "sacked" by Dennis after just two acts. Stuart and Rebecca replaced them and introduced Lisa and Mario's second performance of the night, which included Mario dropping his trousers and performing a thrusting dance in front of the judges.

Luke was unimpressed, saying: "My parents warned me about people like you. I feel violated." The other judges were more positive, with Dennis saying the act had involved "presence, pizazz, penis and very fulfilling pants", and Rex describing it as "clearly the best act so far".

Dale was the next housemate to perform, and sang for the group. His routine included taking his top off, which Luke watched with a shocked expression before declaring that the act had been "atrocious" and "worse than having a hernia".

The final contestant of the night was Michael, who performed a stand-up comedy routine. However, his crude jokes didn't go down well with some of the housemates, who laughed nervously and looked stunned. Despite this, Luke was impressed. "That has to be funnier than Mario and Steph's wedding," he said.

After some confusion, Sylvia eventually won the competition, though Jennifer complained that she had been "robbed".