Luke's secret pleasure revealed

Politics student Luke admitted tonight that he has a "thing" for licking girls' earlobes.

"Sweet and suckable," he told Stuart and Mikey, as the pleasant conversation took an unexpected turn.

Mikey had already admitted that he likes girls with ski-slope noses, much to the bafflement of Stu.

Luke continued: "I've not found a girl who is willing to let me do it."

He said on previous attempts, women became confused as he bypassed their breasts and mouth and settled on the ear.

"I'm actually very concerned I just admitted that. Oh, dear God," he said, adding that he trusts Stu and Mikey to keep the secret.

"It is between us and two million people," Mikey replied.

Shaking his head, Stu questioned: "Earlobes and ski-slope noses, what is wrong with you two?"

The secret was out within seconds when Dale and Jen arrived in the luxury bedroom.

"Why would you want to suck on anyone's ears?" said a bewildered Jen.