Lisa: I've seen an alien

Lisa has shocked her housemates by confessing that she saw an alien when she was younger.

She was peeling potatoes on the Hell side of the house when she informed her companions that she had seen a "little green man" during a camping trip.

"We went to camp near a UFO site," she explained. "There were a few of us from school and we took alcohol, all that caper. And we saw an alien."

The group, which included Bex, Belinda and Stu, started laughing but Lisa insisted that it was real. "I know what I saw," she said. "He was small and green."

Stu said: "Well if he was small then he must have been an alien."

However, a serious Lisa told him: "The alien was more frightened than us, which made us think he was an alien. We ran off and left our tent and the next day we went back and it was gone. We believe the alien had removed it for analysis."

Meanwhile, Dale and Rex were listening from across the garden and Dale muttered: "She talks so much rubbish."