Heaven receives barbecue and water guns

Heavenly housemates were rewarded with a barbecue and water guns this evening.

The treat was provided as a result of the hellish housemates passing their earlier manure task, leaving them unimpressed.

The group became aware of the treat when Big Brother sent Stuart to jail. As he entered the garden, the other hellish housemates noticed a marquee, barbecue and water pistols, causing them to scream.

"I'm so jealous!" cried Sara, while Rebecca moaned: "This is not fair at all."

Meanwhile, Luke said that the heavenly housemates would shoot hellish housemates with the water guns, adding: "We were shovelling manure for you to shove burgers into your mouth!"

Some of the group tried to look on the positive side. Lisa pointed out that Hell would still have a nice meal, while Belinda said: "They're going to have some burnt meat and stale bread."

However, Rebecca and Luke were unconvinced. "Rex says he knows how to barbecue so no-one will get salmonella," Luke sighed. "He has six degrees in barbecues, and his dad owns a barbecue factory."