Lisa entertains with another tall tale

Lisa this afternoon entertained the housemates from Hell with another one of her tall tales.

The Hellmates were sat together separating coloured sprinkles using tweezers in an attempt to win back their right to nominate.

"One of my mates is a scientist. She discovered the human genome," Lisa said.

The rest of the group laughed, with Darnell asking if she had received a prize for such a discovery.

Dale then asked for clarification, saying: "Your friend discovered the DNA of humans? That is remarkable, that."

As the group continued to titter, Rachel informed Lisa that DNA had in fact been discovered a very long time ago.

"Not DNA. The human genome," she corrected. "It's mint, isn't it?"

It later transpired that Lisa's friend is also a bodyguard and martial arts expert.